On my first date, a bird pooped on the guy's head. I know it was out of his control, but, combined with the fact that he drank 7 glasses of water at dinner and almost peed himself on the way home, I just couldn't see him romantically after that.
I live in Nashville, where a TON of country music artists live. Some people I babysat for were friends of Brad Paisley and his wife Kimberly Williams Paisley, and they referred me to them as a babysitter. I only kept their kids a couple of times and never actually at their house,…Â
I am recently recovered from an eating disorder, and this is the first summer ever that I feel really good about my body going into summer. The pandemic has really helped me to focus more on myself and my needs rather than other people and their opinions, for the first time in my…Â
My mother dated a guy in high school who was "the perfect guy." Smart, polite, treated her like a princess. She was devastated when he broke up with her when he went to college. Fast forward 10 years, and my mom got happily married and had me. Her ex, on the other hand, called my…Â
I work at a Starbucks with a drive through, and we have ridiculous bratty rich people all the time. My least favorite is a man about 50 years old who refused to make eye contact with me or speak to me at all, he simply holds out his credit card (heaven forbid I touch his precious…Â
I work at a fast food restaurant with a drive through and I'm 16. It's literally a well-known fact among our staff that I get hit on constantly by male customers, most of them twice my age or more. Even my male coworkers recognize how gross and messed up it is that I deal with inappropriate…Â
Clothes from brands I can't afford to buy for myself, like Fabletics and Free People! It's really a treat to get nice things that I wouldn't spend money on for me.
It's Dancing With The Stars for me. It's all has-been celebs with the same sob stories (how many celebrities really bonded with their dad by ballroom dancing??) and I always know exactly who the top 3 will be after the first episode. Yet still, here I am, season after season, yelling…Â
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