Parents·Posted on Jul 1, 201523 Struggles All Pregnant Working Women KnowWelcome to the struggle of being pregnant and employed.by Elle GutierrezElle GutierrezFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. You're terrified of announcing your pregnancy because you don't want to lose out on career advancement opportunities. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF TLC How much longer can I suck this thing in? 2. When you do finally announce your pregnancy, it is just as stressful and strategic as announcing a teen pregnancy to religious parents. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF gph.is It's a miracle! I swear! 3. Co-workers feel very comfortable asking about your weight gain. NBC / Via gph.is Them: “How much weight have you gained?”You: "As much as your mother who had to deliver that big head of yours." 4. Everyone has some type of input on the way you MUST feel. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Fox / Via gph.is Them: “You must feel terrible!”You: "Actually, I was feeling pretty great until you said that." 5. You are always compared to the OTHER pregnant lady in the office. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Warner Bros./ / Via gph.is Did you see how tiny Mary is? She’s as far along as you are! 6. Your colleagues have been pulling for an opposite gender from what you currently have at home. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Capitol Records / Via gph.is Them: “Oh no! Another boy/girl? What are you going to do?”You: "Uh, love it anyway? Or should I feed it to the wolves and try again?" 7. Your colleagues are also suddenly very concerned about how often you visit the gym. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF PBS / Via gph.is This many times. 8. On the plus side, you have mastered the art of “working from home.” CW Network, Jane the Virgin / Via gph.is Winning! 9. Everyone is very concerned you might not complete all of your projects before you have the baby. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF United Artists It'll all be done assuming the human I'm creating in my womb cooperates. 10. Your boss is extremely nervous and keeps asking, “Are you sure that you're returning to work after the baby?” Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF NBC / Via gph.is Probably going to have to feed and clothe this thing so yes, pretty sure. 11. You're convinced there's a secret office pool because everyone keeps asking, “Any day now, right?” Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF United Artists / Via gph.is No, actually, I have 5 more months to go. 12. The women in your workplace all want to share their labor stories with you. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Style "I was in labor for like, 4 days. No epidural and my baby was breach." 13. Your colleagues think they’re being nice by telling you that you’re glowing when you know you’re just insanely sweaty. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Paramount / Via gph.is 14. People keep wanting to touch your belly. ABC Family, Pretty Little Liars / Via gph.is HR must have some rule about this. 15. You definitely have a co-worker who has said something like, “I don’t really like the name you chose, here are my suggestions...” Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Bravo, Kathy Griffin / Via gph.is How about you keep your suggestions for when you carry someone in your uterus. Mmmkay? 16. You are scrutinized for everything you eat. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF NBC / Via gph.is Them: “Don’t eat that. You can’t feed your baby fast food!”You: "..." 17. Your boss secretly gets annoyed that you have to leave the office for appointments. Fox / Via gph.is Boss: “Are all of these appointments really necessary?”You: "Is health necessary?" 18. When you get up to use the copy machine, a few people are still surprised that pregnant women have bellies. “That belly came out of nowhere!” Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Orion Pictures / Via gph.is Yes, nowhere, especially since I have been pregnant for the past 8 months. 19. You have dropped multiple hints as to which restaurant you want to host your office shower. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF ZBF Enterprises / Via gph.is You're about to suggest that you'll make the reservation yourself. 20. People want you to return to work before your uterus contracts back into place. NBC, Saturday Night Live / Via gph.is “You’re taking the FULL 12 weeks?!” 21. You quickly realize just how f’d up maternity leave benefits are in America. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF ABC / Via gph.is FMLA? You mean FML! I’m moving to Switzerland. 22. You have given up on blaming the office vents for your pregnancy gas. FOX, The Simpsons / Via gph.is It was never the vents. 23. Every single time you have an ache or pain people think you're going into labor. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Disney / Via thinkstockphotos.com woman/490064515 No worries, you won’t need to deliver my baby today. I was just stretching. 24. As annoying as your colleagues may be, you know you are going to miss the daily reality TV show catch up with them very soon. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF USA Films See you in 12 weeks!