MrsEliot2013

Welp. I’m old.

Are you tired of kitchen clutter? Maybe reconsider having 84 eggs in your fridge 🙄

Not a horror story but kind of funny, we’re stayed at a gorgeous, if dated house, on the water, hot tub, beautiful. The owners lived there in the summer and rented it in the winter, so the cupboards and pantries were full of food. We started looking through it, as you do, and began… Read More

I mean, tons of big important stuff things, but sometimes it’s the tiny things - separate blankets. We’ve never once fought over the covers, or had a crappy sleep because someone is hogging the blankets.

This list is pretty much backwards 😂

I can’t believe San Andreas isn’t on this list

Omg I had that too! Was in the hospital for a week before they sucked them out by shoving a vacuum down my throat. Gall bladder came out a few weeks later and it was so inflamed they couldn’t do it laproscopically. Worst pain I will ever experience.

I had pancreatitis from misdiagnosed gall stones. I also gave birth 8 months ago. Pancreatitis was 1000 times more painful than childbirth.

This is exactly why this bisexual married a woman. We are completely liberated from perceived gender roles in a marriage, and contribute equally, taking care of each other. I’m so so happily married.

Straight up, my first child is only 5 months old and I had NO IDEA how exhausting it would be. Yeah yeah everyone talks about how being a parent is so tiring, but it’s not just that you sleep less and have less time for yourself, it’s that there is no break, eve. My spouse is out… Read More