What am I doing with my life?
WHERE MY HO HO HOS AT.
You can call me Daddy Christmas. ;)
Ho-Ho-How could you?
Didn't even need to check it twice.
More like 12 days of NO, THANK YOU.
Because there's only one St. Nick and it's not the guy puking on that curb.
Prancer is kind of a dick.
Please buy them for me, so I don't have to!
If I see another goddamn oatmeal raisin I swear to god I'll scream.