In light of Mrs. Claus' clear cheating and the fact that I would make a great boyfriend, I took the plunge and created a Tinder account.
This was my first foray into online dating, so I was very nervous.
My lines didn't seem to work on a lot of people :(
Some people got ~very~ personal ~very~ fast. But stopped talking pretty soon :(.
Some people were really excited to get to meet me!
I even got to chat with people who didn't celebrate Christmas! It was exhilarating.
I was very surprised by how forward people were.
Some didn't understand me though.
This guy didn't even want to sing.
And this lady tried selling me stuff! A lot of people just wanted things. It was rude.
Some tried tough love with me.
Tried to talk about this guy's interests and we just went nowhere.
I got a little sensitive, I learned that maybe I shouldn't take things so seriously.
But, honestly, it felt like no one liked me for me!
I mean THIS GUY. WHAT THE HELL.
Some people only wanted one thing.
At least he understood my singing eventually...
But I do think I found a soulmate!!!