This Is What Happens When Santa Claus Uses Tinder
WHERE MY HO HO HOS AT.
In light of Mrs. Claus' clear cheating and the fact that I would make a great boyfriend, I took the plunge and created a Tinder account.
This was my first foray into online dating, so I was very nervous.
My lines didn't seem to work on a lot of people :(
Some people got ~very~ personal ~very~ fast. But stopped talking pretty soon :(.
Some people were really excited to get to meet me!
~Santa's still got it~
I even got to chat with people who didn't celebrate Christmas! It was exhilarating.
I was very surprised by how forward people were.
Some didn't understand me though.
This guy didn't even want to sing.
And this lady tried selling me stuff! A lot of people just wanted things. It was rude.
Like, come ON, dude!
Some tried tough love with me.
But HE was the sad one.
Tried to talk about this guy's interests and we just went nowhere.
I got a little sensitive, I learned that maybe I shouldn't take things so seriously.
But, honestly, it felt like no one liked me for me!
I mean THIS GUY. WHAT THE HELL.
Some people only wanted one thing.
At least he understood my singing eventually...
But I do think I found a soulmate!!!
Keep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!