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This Is What Happens When Santa Claus Uses Tinder

WHERE MY HO HO HOS AT.

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In light of Mrs. Claus' clear cheating and the fact that I would make a great boyfriend, I took the plunge and created a Tinder account.

(Yeah, so I lied about my age, GIVE ME A BREAK.)

(Yeah, so I lied about my age, GIVE ME A BREAK.)

This was my first foray into online dating, so I was very nervous.

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My lines didn't seem to work on a lot of people :(

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Some people got ~very~ personal ~very~ fast. But stopped talking pretty soon :(.

Some people were really excited to get to meet me!

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~Santa's still got it~

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Some...made me feel bad.

I even got to chat with people who didn't celebrate Christmas! It was exhilarating.

I was very surprised by how forward people were.

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Some didn't understand me though.

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This guy didn't even want to sing.

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And this lady tried selling me stuff! A lot of people just wanted things. It was rude.

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Like, come ON, dude!

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Some tried tough love with me.

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But HE was the sad one.

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Tried to talk about this guy's interests and we just went nowhere.

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I got a little sensitive, I learned that maybe I shouldn't take things so seriously.

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But, honestly, it felt like no one liked me for me!

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I mean THIS GUY. WHAT THE HELL.

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Some people only wanted one thing.

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At least he understood my singing eventually...

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But I do think I found a soulmate!!!

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