Buzz·Posted on Dec 13, 2014Santa Hates Santa Con Even More Than You DoBecause there's only one St. Nick and it's not the guy puking on that curb.by Santa ClausBuzzFeed ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Every year, around this time, something awful happens....something vulgar...something blasphemous. People dress up in my likeness, WITHOUT permission... View this photo on Instagram They imbibe and make fools of themselves (and ME) IN PUBLIC. View this photo on Instagram It's called Santacon and it makes me want to cry. (This is not me.) View this photo on Instagram (Also not me.) There is no excuse for this. Look, I'm fine with this behavior but MUST you drag my good name along with it?? My PR team has enough of a hard time AS IT IS without images like this circulating around. Santacon has been the cause of the 70% rise of children crying when they see me. Honestly, I don't blame them. This is terrifying. So before you put on that beard and your red suit...think about who you're hurting. Me. You're hurting me. View this photo on Instagram More from Santa: The Definitive Ranking Of Cookies, According To Santa 17 Things Santa Claus Actually Wants For Christmas The Best And Worst Reindeer Officially Ranked By Santa