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Santa Hates Santa Con Even More Than You Do

Because there's only one St. Nick and it's not the guy puking on that curb.

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Every year, around this time, something awful happens....something vulgar...something blasphemous.

People dress up in my likeness, WITHOUT permission...

They imbibe and make fools of themselves (and ME) IN PUBLIC.

Me. You're hurting me.

I just wanted to be invited.