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What Your Favorite Curse Word Says About You

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You’re pretty laid-back. The fancy things in life do not impress you and you’d rather just keep things nice and simple. Like grilled cheese. Just keep that shit simple, man. It doesn’t need to be complex. It’s grilled cheese.

You’re the class clown. You like to make people laugh and you take great pride in doing so. However your comedic sensibility is also your greatest weakness. Your desire to constantly get a laugh sometimes causes you to go too far and hurt people’s feelings. But let’s not worry about that. Those people are just ass badgers.

ASS BADGER

You are kind of a jerk. It’s partially because you’re misunderstood, but also because you just blurt things out as they come to you. Do you care what people think? Not really. Which is actually kind of inspiring. So kudos on that.

ASSCLOWN

You are disruptive. You have a short attention span and often get easily distracted. But you’re also pretty quick on your feet and have a plethora of comebacks available at your disposal, making you a dangerous debater. Some might even call you a master debater. (I’m sorry, but I had to say it.)

ASS HAT

You’re reliable. You don’t worry about being the fastest or the strongest, but people know they can count on you because you get the job done. You also hate babies.

ASSHOLE

You’re sneaky. You rarely let people know what you’re really thinking and often take great joy in knowing that. You’re like the Robert Downey Jr. version of Sherlock Holmes.

BELLEND

You have simple taste. You know what you like and you don’t deviate from that. Some might even call you simple, but you don’t really care what they think. Those people are probably stupid and zero fun.

BOLLOCKS

You’re an artist. The world isn’t black and white to you — it’s an array of colors and shapes, and you use that to your advantage, especially when insulting someone. You’re basically the rapper who drops the mic in a battle.

BOLLOCKFACED SHITNUBBINS

You are a bit on the quiet side. You don’t need to be the center of attention and you’re most comfortable in small groups. Some might call you shy, but that’s just because they don’t really know you, and you probably gave them a mean look. You have resting bitchface.

BUGGER

You are pretty level-headed. You just call it like you see it, and it often takes a lot to get you really angry. You’re sort of like a lava lamp. Don’t question that, just accept it.

BULLSHIT

You are misunderstood. Sometimes when you say things, people give you a look like, “Whaaaaa?!” and you’re just like, “I’m sorry, but the world is a stage and I’m a performer!” And then they’re just like, “OK…” You know?

COCK WAGON

You are talented. What are your talents? Much like the amount of licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop, the world may never know. But you have some. Or maybe just one really good one. Yay!

COCKWOMBLE

You are silly. You’re sort of like Willy Wonka, only you don’t have a successful candy business and you’ve never invented anything in your life. You have, however, thought about drowning a fat kid in a chocolate river, and that’s close enough.

CUM BALLOON

You are sloppy. You’re like Jack Sparrow in "Pirates of the Caribbean," only you have no idea how to steer a ship and you’d probably sink it and lose all the gold aboard along with your title of captain.

CUMDUMPSTER

You are bold. If you were a lipstick, you would be bright red. And if you were an object, you’d be a bat that someone just used to hit a person in the face for, like, no real reason at all.

CUNT

You’re a bit unstable. Yellow lights give you a quick burst of anxiety and you absolutely hate it when cars in front of you don’t immediately start going when the light turns green. You also hate it when people don’t start walking when the crosswalk switches to the white hand.

CUNTFACE

You are sassy. You have a flair for the dramatics, but you don’t really take yourself too seriously. You just like to have fun and when people are bringing the energy down, you call them out on it. Most people like you. And if they don’t, they’re probably a cuntopotamus.

CUNTOPOTAMUS

You are energetic. If you were an animal, you’d be a dog. But not one of those little dogs that you can take on an airplane in a carry-on bag. You’d be a big dog that’s really good at fetch and chases squirrels and your own tail. Yep, that is definitely you.

CUNTYBOLLOCKS

You are a little irresponsible. You like to stay up late and you care more about the BIG PICTURE rather than silly things like details, deadlines, and feelings. You also probably hate math and children.

DICKBAG

You’re observant. If people-watching were a sport, you would represent your country in the Olympics. Would you medal? Probably not, but you’d go and that’s still a really high honor. Congratulations, dickhead.

DICKHEAD

You are competitive. You hate to lose and will not hesitate to cheat if it means you can come out on top. You’ve also probably stolen a street sign or something like that, and kept it for far too long because it was originally funny but then it just became this thing you couldn’t get rid of. But, hey, that’s life.

DICKWAD

You are playful. Your favorite subject in school was recess and even now you wish you had recess every day. OMG, how cool would that be? Probably so cool, right? Yeah, totally. I agree.

DICKWEASEL

You are impatient. You no doubt have road rage, even if you don’t drive that often. You also hate slow walkers and just people in general. You’re cool with animals, though. Like kangaroos and tigers and shit.

DIPSHIT

You are reliable. You probably have no trouble finishing a puzzle, even if you don’t like puzzles and the final picture is super hard, like a blue sky or something. You also really enjoy sitting on the couch and watching TV. So there you go.

DUMBASS

You are fiery. You have a bit of a hot temper and you’re often a little more intense than you need to be. You’re kind of like Scar from "The Lion King," only you’re not that mean and you’d never kill a lion.

DUMBFUCK

You’re a goody-goody. You were probably the teacher’s pet in school and raised your hand, like, all the damn time. Your favorite activity is reading and your favorite smell is the scent of a new book. You also love bubble baths.

FANNY

You’re easygoing. You have a pretty sharp wit and you tend to be the one to break the tension in the room with a joke. You’re also not afraid to make fun of yourself and you don’t get easily embarrassed. You’ve probably danced in a clothing store before.

FECK

You are logical. You probably excel at board games and always know the right move to make in Jenga. And if you don’t, you knock ‘em all over, shouting, “FUCK THIS STUPID GAME!”

FUCK

You are confident. When you walk, people are always like, “Wow, look at how confident that person is.” OK, they don’t actually say that, but you get the point.

FUCKBOY

You’re grumpy. If you were on "Sesame Street," you’d live in a trash can and probably trip kids on purpose. Which would actually be pretty funny, but there’s just no need for it, ya know? Cheer up, ya fuckstick.

FUCKSTICK

You are dramatic. You love gossip and you won’t admit it, but you secretly love drama too. If you were on "The Real Housewives," you’d probably be the most popular one. Or the one who everybody hates. Either way, you’re on TV, so yay!

FUCKTARD

You are hardcore. You have very little patience for stupidity and people don’t really get your sense of humor. That’s mostly because it’s usually mean-spirited, but also because you come across like you’re not actually joking. You could probably use a good massage, but you won’t get one because you think that’s stupid and you don’t need one. But you do. Massages are nice, ya fuckwit.

FUCKWIT

You are hot-tempered. You tend to get frustrated really easily and simply have no time for stupidity. Be gone, stupidity. (That’s something you would say if you talked like that.)

You are honest. It’s a rare quality to find in someone, which is why you have lots of friends. Or maybe why you don’t. Either way, you’re honest, which is mostly helpful.

GOBSHITE

You are impulsive. If you had a chance to buy an elephant, you’d probably do it, even though you have no idea how to take care of an elephant or even where it would stay. I mean, it’s an elephant. They need lots of space. Do you have enough space for an elephant? Probably not…

GODDAMNIT

You’re an old soul at heart. You probably hate rap music, Snapchat, and, I don’t know, color TV and the internet. I’m sorry, but who says “jackass” anymore? You should probably stop saying that and brush up on some new profanity before everyone leaves you for being too boring.

JACKASS

You’re lazy. That’s not so much a put-down as it is a testament to how you live. You like to be comfortable and you’re perfectly fine doing nothing. People might call you unmotivated, but those people are jagoffs, amiright?! #Zing

JAGOFF

You are popular. Maybe not in real life, but on the internet people think you’re funny and cool. Which is arguably more important nowadays anyway, so kudos on that.

JEB END

You’re adventurous. You hate staying still and are constantly looking to change things up in your life, whether it’s something big or something small. You say things like, “Why do we wear clothes?” and “I don’t get why people care about Kim Kardashian. She doesn’t matter.”

JIZZ MONKEY

You are realistic. If you saw a ghost, you’d just be like, “Nah,” and that would be the end of it because ghosts aren’t real and you know that and you don’t have time for games. You also probably hate Monopoly.

JIZZ SACK

You are direct. You are straight to the point and you don’t waste time. In fact, you prefer to live by the get in, get out mentality…in bed. Just kidding, I’m sure your sex life is fine.

KNOB

You are unique. You are a snowflake in a sea of… not snowflakes. Cornflakes. Yes, that’s what you are. Congratulations, cereal snowflake.

KNOB JOCKEY

You have a childlike sensibility. You don’t take life too seriously and you enjoy joking around. You’re basically Tom Hanks in the movie "Big." And if you’ve never seen that movie, well, then, just ignore that part.

KNOBSTICLE

You’re curious. OK, you know when a gorilla is learning sign language and everyone’s like, “Hey, look at that gorilla learning sign language!” I assume the curiosity in the gorilla’s mind in that moment is similar to the curiosity in your mind all the time. So there’s that.

MINGE

You are loyal. This trait makes you a great friend and also a great person. You’re like Abu in "Aladdin." Only not as cool because Abu is awesome and really underrated.

MOTHERFUCKER

You are inventive. Some consider you a genius, while others disagree and call you insane. Regardless, you’re doing something no one’s done before. Keep it up. Or don’t. Honestly, I don’t care.

PISSWEASEL

You are intelligent. Not like super intelligent, but intelligent enough that if you went on "Jeopardy!" you would probably be a solid contender. Heck, you might even win! But probably not.

SMEGHEAD

You are practical. Your sixth sense is common sense and you prefer to keep things short and simple. You’re also a creature of habit and sort of hate change. And big words. And swearing.

SHIT

You are cranky. You are definitely not a morning person and often find yourself silently judging people who are not as good at walking as you. “Walk faster” you think to yourself as you pass them because they’re slow and stupid and NEED TO LEARN HOW TO WALK!

SHITASS

You are literal. You live in a black-and-white world and see things as either right or wrong. And in your world, calling someone a “shitbag” is apparently always right. Which is cool, I guess.

SHITBAG

You are forgiving. Despite your tough exterior, you are more sympathetic than you’d like people to think. You probably get really upset when your cookie drops into the glass of milk because you kept it in there too long and so it got soggy and fell. Which is totally understandable because it sucks when that happens.

SHITBIRD

You have a bit of a temper. You also sort of just hate people. Which is understandable because most people are shitheads. I’m sure you’d agree.

SHITHEAD

You are inspirational. Not in a Buddha way, though. You’re more like the cat hanging on to the tree branch saying “Hang in there.” Which is almost just as helpful and guiding.

SHITPOUCH

You are methodical. You think before you speak and you choose your words carefully. You’re basically like a less suave and talented James Bond. Which, all things considered, is a pretty high compliment, so you’re welcome.

SPHERICAL BASTARD

You tell it like it is. You don’t like to deal with drama and therefore have a small group of very close friends, whom you often make terrible decisions with. If one of your friends jumped off a bridge, you wouldn’t follow them, but you would film it.

TOSSER

You have a drinking problem. I’m sorry you had to find out this way, but it’s true. The best of luck to you. Again, sorry.

THUNDERCUNT

You are decisive. You know how to have a good time and you hate anyone who ruins it. And you have absolutely no problem telling them that. Which can be especially entertaining when you’re drunk.

TWAT

You are trustworthy. OK, you know in cop movies when one officer is about to break into a drug house and is all, “Watch my back,” and the other guy is like, “You got it!” You’re that other guy. Sure, it doesn’t have the heroic nature of the first cop, but it’s still an important role and you should be proud of that.

WANKER

You are ambitious. You are not easily content with following the norm and you often find yourself craving more. Why? Because you’re ambitious. I literally just said that.

WANKSTAIN

You are creative. You have a pretty unique mind and tend to think outside the box, but you also call yourself “creative,” which is kind of lame. I’m sorry, but it’s true.

PIG TOSSER

Side note: If you're mad your favorite curse word isn't an option, go fuck yourself. Just pick one, you shithead.

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