There are other sports outside of America. Whaaaa?! I know. Pretty unbelievable, right? But it's true. In fact, some of those sports are even more hardcore than what we have here in the States.
2. Dwile Flonking
3. Calcio Fiorentino
8. Sepak Takraw
And those, my friends, are the only nine sports that it will be legal to play in America if the [insert whichever political party you oppose] get their way. Now get out there and flonk someone.