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    Posted on Nov 18, 2013

    The 27 Worst Fashion Mistakes Of Carmelo Anthony's Career

    The man apparently LOVES bucket hats.

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    For the most part, Carmelo Anthony is a pretty dapper man. When he puts the pieces together, it's a nice fit (see above picture), but sometimes he gambles with his wardrobe and, well, he loses all of his money and gets kicked out of the casino and then a car drives by and splashes dirty mud water on him. Here are a few examples of those poor fashion choices:

    27. The Beginning

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    If there's one thing Carmelo loves, it's baggy oversized suits that make him look ridiculous. It's something Michael Jordan has been doing for many, many years. Sadly.

    26. Lazy Sunday

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    Allen Iverson, is that you?

    25. Half Camo

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    Justin Bieber probably loves this outfit.

    24. Full Camo

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    Don't ask, don't about that outfit. Can I get an "Amen"?

    23. The Stevie Wonder Years

    Seriously, though, what's up with those sunglasses?

    22. Too Legit To Fit

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    That hat just ruined an otherwise decent "lounging around" outfit.

    21. Ugly Sweater

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    I don't know what's going on with that sweatshirt design, but it is not working. Especially when Swizz Beatz is right next to him in a tux.

    20. Hello? Is It Me You're Looking For?

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    Are those real? Because they look like the 3D glasses that you get at a movie theater. Also, hello hat.

    19. RIP Ray Charles

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    If Ray Charles wasn't already dead, this outfit would have killed him. (Great idea with a tribute, just terrible execution.)

    18. Long Shorts

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    OK, are those pants or are they shorts?

    17. And a Loooooooong Jacket

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    This is the exact opposite of "slim fit."

    16. Hobo Jacket

    I'm not sure which is worse: the design or the fit.

    15. Red Stripe

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    The thing about this is, you KNOW Carmelo was loving this look. Which is hilarious.

    14. The Shane Sparks

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    Am I right?! Carmelo looks exactly like Shane Sparks — former judge on America's Best Dance Crew.

    13. Towel on the Head

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    I remember when this look was cool. Wait. Nope. Nevermind.

    12. PUE RTO RI CO

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    All day everyday. Baby, cuz Melo's a thug.


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    Wouldn't change for the world. Baby, cuz Melo's a thug.

    10. Thug Life

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    That's right you heard. Carmelo Anthony is most definitely not a thug.

    9. The White Bucket Hat

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    Getty / Shane Gritzinger

    There are literally hundreds of pictures of Carmelo Anthony in a bucket hat. It was probably his favorite possession at the time.

    8. The Black Bucket Hat

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    Changing colors won't help you, Melo!

    7. The Plaid Bucket Hat

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    I guarantee he just saw the color beige and was like, "Yep. This outfit is dope."

    6. The Yellow Bucket Hat

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    He literally looks like he came straight out of a '90s Nickelodeon TV show.

    5. Care Bear

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    I can't believe he actually wore this.

    4. The White House Headband

    I didn't need to circle him here, since he obviously sticks out as the only person WEARING A HEADBAND WITH THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!

    3. Colonel Mustard

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    It's like he's on the red carpet while on a safari.

    2. Parachute Pants

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    Hahahaha. Are you kidding me? You can fit a small village in those pants. He's lucky a big wind didn't take him right up into the clouds. LOL. Quit playing, Melo.

    1. World War II Fighter Pilot

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    Wow! Great Halloween costume. What? It's NOT Halloween? Well then, you, sir, are bad at dressing yourself.