For the most part, Carmelo Anthony is a pretty dapper man. When he puts the pieces together, it’s a nice fit (see above picture), but sometimes he gambles with his wardrobe and, well, he loses all of his money and gets kicked out of the casino and then a car drives by and splashes dirty mud water on him. Here are a few examples of those poor fashion choices:
27. The Beginning
If there’s one thing Carmelo loves, it’s baggy oversized suits that make him look ridiculous. It’s something Michael Jordan has been doing for many, many years. Sadly.
26. Lazy Sunday
Allen Iverson, is that you?
25. Half Camo
Justin Bieber probably loves this outfit.
24. Full Camo
Don’t ask, don’t tell…us about that outfit. Can I get an “Amen”?
22. Too Legit To Fit
That hat just ruined an otherwise decent “lounging around” outfit.
21. Ugly Sweater
I don’t know what’s going on with that sweatshirt design, but it is not working. Especially when Swizz Beatz is right next to him in a tux.
20. Hello? Is It Me You’re Looking For?
Are those real? Because they look like the 3D glasses that you get at a movie theater. Also, hello hat.
19. RIP Ray Charles
If Ray Charles wasn’t already dead, this outfit would have killed him. (Great idea with a tribute, just terrible execution.)
18. Long Shorts
OK, are those pants or are they shorts?
17. And a Loooooooong Jacket
This is the exact opposite of “slim fit.”
15. Red Stripe
The thing about this is, you KNOW Carmelo was loving this look. Which is hilarious.
13. Towel on the Head
I remember when this look was cool. Wait. Nope. Nevermind.
12. PUE RTO RI CO
All day everyday. Baby, cuz Melo’s a thug.
11. BALTI MORE CI TY
Wouldn’t change for the world. Baby, cuz Melo’s a thug.
10. Thug Life
That’s right you heard. Carmelo Anthony is most definitely not a thug.
8. The Black Bucket Hat
Changing colors won’t help you, Melo!
7. The Plaid Bucket Hat
I guarantee he just saw the color beige and was like, “Yep. This outfit is dope.”
6. The Yellow Bucket Hat
He literally looks like he came straight out of a ’90s Nickelodeon TV show.
5. Care Bear
I can’t believe he actually wore this.
3. Colonel Mustard
It’s like he’s on the red carpet while on a safari.
2. Parachute Pants
Hahahaha. Are you kidding me? You can fit a small village in those pants. He’s lucky a big wind didn’t take him right up into the clouds. LOL. Quit playing, Melo.
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