As you can see, Captain Casual was totally unfazed by the ball flying at him and felt that he could simply perform a heel kick while staying on his phone — a move that, if done correctly, surely would have impressed the kids and all the ladies. But instead, he completely whiffed on the ball and was instantly punished for being too cool for school.
Haha. Old man, you make me laugh.
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