1. This is Spider-Man.
2. This is Spider-Man with Mary Jane.
3. This is Spider-Man with Gwen Stacy.
4. This is Spider-Man with the Green Goblin.
5. And this is Spider-Man with a basketball.
6. Do your thing, Spider-Man!
7. Okay, that’s not really Spider-Man. It’s actually the streetballer known as “The Professor”.
8. And he destroys people on the court for a living.
9. So, naturally, as Spider-Man, he would still make this kid look like an idiot.
10. Either way, it’s not that embarrassing. You either lost to a superhero or a professional streetballer. Glass half full, y’all. Glass half full.
11. Watch the video below:
- It's the third day of the Democratic National Convention. Here's where things stand 🇺🇸
- Prosecutors have dropped remaining charges against Baltimore police officers related to the death of Freddie Gray.
- Twelve states will support Obama's transgender policies in court after other states sued to block the rules.