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43 Signs You're Definitely Becoming A Real Adult

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1. One of your main goals in life is to own a Dyson Ball vacuum.

2. And you can't wait to get a blender/juicer.

3. Infomercials have become increasingly more convincing.

4. Same with the thought of owning a spice rack.

5. And a wine fridge.

6. You enjoy taking trips to Target and Bed Bath & Beyond.

7. You have a strong desire to make your own pizza.

8. You know the best place to get a salad.

9. You realize your metabolism is not what it used to be.

10. You've discussed this issue with your friends.

11. You've gotten upset over a recycling-related issue.

12. And still get upset thinking about the Tupperware that your friend needs to return.

13. You have the perfect home planned out on Pinterest.

14. And have strong opinions on pillows.

15. And tables.

16. You'd rather just stay home than go out.

17. You know to avoid certain drinks/shots.

18. And you actually avoid them.

19. You try to drink a glass of water in between each alcoholic beverage.

20. Crowded places easily frustrate you.

21. Candles make you happy.

22. So do new socks.

23. Plans are determined by whether or not you have to do laundry.

24. Or go to the post office.

25. You no longer care what you look like when running quick errands.

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26. You googled how to file your own taxes.

27. And then filed your own taxes.

28. At this point, looking at real estate and home decor might as well be a hobby.

29. Wine is your best friend.

30. And Netflix is your most reliable buddy.

31. You no longer know every song on the radio.

32. Or every artist in the Top 40.

33. Most of the celebrities at the Kids' Choice Awards are complete strangers to you.

34. And you cannot believe people were born in the 2000s.

35. Your Facebook timeline is filled with engagement announcements, wedding photos, or baby pictures.

36. You've had to look up internet slang.

37. And asked about good dentists in your area.

38. You've said the wrong number when someone has asked your age.

39. And had a brief moment when you seriously forgot how old you are.

40. Sometimes you just NEED to sit down.

41. You grunt when you sit down and get up.

42. You have to stretch before doing any sort of physical activity.

43. And you practically always need a good massage.

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