1. This is an octopus.
A super cool octopus.
2. This is how an octopus walks.
Go, buddy, go!
3. Notice his lack of footwear?
Zero footwear, sir.
4. That’s because octopi have tentacles instead of feet.
5. Which means octopi have never had the joy of breaking in a new pair of kicks.
6. …Until now!
8. The official footwear of octopi everywhere.
Like most luxurious things in life, though, these sneakers are EXCLUSIVE. In fact, Reebok doesn’t even seem to sell them on its site anymore. And why would they? Octopi don’t use computers.
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