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Meet Olivier Giroud, The Really, Really Ridiculously Good-Looking Soccer Player

He's so handsome it hurts.

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This is Olivier Giroud, a French footballer who plays for Arsenal FC.

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He has a knack for finding the camera.

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Or maybe it's just that the camera loves him.

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But I guess when you look like he does, it's hard NOT to be loved.

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And he ALWAYS looks good.

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Whether he's being serious.

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Sitting in an ice bath.

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Joking around.

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Impersonating the Hulk.

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Giving the peace sign.

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Or just relaxing.

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I mean, come on. Nobody looks like this.

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Just look at how photogenic he is while jogging.

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Hugging people.

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And stretching.

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And of course he looks good in the rain.

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This dude even looks good when he's injured.

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Heck, he can even make this outfit acceptable.

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And this is what he looks like when he arrives to games:

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And during pregame:

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He's so handsome he makes other men look like little baby boys.

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Just standing next to him automatically makes you less attractive.

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Probably because he has an arsenal of poses.

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Like this one where he flashes his half sleeve tattoo:

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Or this one where he's trying to be serious:

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And then there's the "hands on the hips, tongue out" pose:

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The "I can't believe what's happening" pose:

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And the supermodel pose:

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And did I mention that he can wink?

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And be adorable?

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And has a six-pack?

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Yep, Olivier Giroud is pretty much perfect.

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And as a straight man, I have no problem calling him beautiful.

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Because that's exactly what he is.

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Olivier Giroud is a beautiful, beautiful man.

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