Introducing The Hot New Trend Among Men: “Lumbersexual”

It’s like metrosexual, only the opposite.

1. Wood.

2. Nature.

3. Beard.

4. Leather, denim, plaid, and flannel.

5. These are the cornerstones of lumbersexual men.

6. According to Cosmopolitan, lumbersexual men build their own dressers, know the secret location of wild blackberries, and have a beard that looks “long, bushy, and unkempt…”


7. So what sets lumbersexual men apart from lumberjacks?


8. Well, aside from not actually working in the logging industry, lumbersexual men have a CALCULATED look with the desire to be (and be seen) as rugged and the heteronormative version of “manly.”


9. In other words, it’s like Ron Swanson mixed with Ryan Gosling.


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