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    If Every NFL Team Was A Candle Scent

    You just have to try the "Maurice Jones-Honeydew," it's delightful.

    San Francisco 49ers: Kaep n’ Crunch Berries

    Chicago Bears: Gimme Forte Pounds of Polish Sausage

    Cincinnati Bengals: A.J. Green Apple

    Buffalo Bills: Corn on the Kolb

    Denver Broncos: Mile High Turkey Club

    Cleveland Browns: Brown Sugar & Spice

    Tampa Bay Buccaneers: The Papaya Life is the Life for Me

    Arizona Cardinals: Honeybadgercomb

    San Diego Chargers: A Whale's Vagina

    Kansas City Chiefs: Eric Boysenberry

    Indianapolis Colts: Andrew Lucky Charms

    Dallas Cowboys: Dez Equis

    Miami Dolphins: Orange You Glad You Live in Miami?

    Philadelphia Eagles: Chocolate Chip Kelly

    Atlanta Falcons: Matty Ice Cream Sundae

    New York Giants: BaManning Cream Pie

    Jacksonville Jaguars: Maurice Jones-Honeydew

    New York Jets: It's Not Delivery, It's DiGeno

    Detroit Lions: Mulberry (Reggie) Bush

    Green Bay Packers: Discount Double Chocolate

    Carolina Panthers: Fig Cam Newton

    New England Patriots: Danny Roasted Almondola

    Oakland Raiders: Mahogany Woodson

    St. Louis Rams: Long Island Iced Tea

    Baltimore Ravens: Red Beans & Ray Rice

    Washington Redskins: Roy Helundaise Sauce

    New Orleans Saints: Summer Brees

    Seattle Seahawks: Skittles

    Pittsburgh Steelers: Ben Roethlimburger

    Houston Texans: Schauberry Wattermelon

    Tennessee Titans: Jeff Fisher Tacos

    Minnesota Vikings: Purple Rain