So to make sure you're prepared for when it happens again, here are step-by-step instructions on how to survive a cub attack:
When a grizzly cub attacks:
When a black cub attacks:
When a California cub attacks:
If you can't identify the type of cub:
And there you have it. Now you know how to survive a cub attack.
The good news is that Carlos Zambrano is no longer in Chicago, because that dude is crazy and completely unpredictable. He honestly might be more dangerous than an actual bear. When one cub attacks another cub, none of us are truly safe.