You know who looks good in jorts? Via itstheskinny.tumblr.com Women. JB Lacroix / Getty And only women. David Krieger/Bauer-Griffin / Getty Not a single man in history has ever looked good in jorts. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via silveredcosmos.tumblr.com Advertisement Not any actors... David LEFRANC / Getty jhuch.tumblr.com Athletes... Biloxi Sun Herald / Getty Or musical artists. Via Twitter: @canarrys You know why? Advertisement Because jorts are ugly and make cool people look stupid. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com They are basically the macaroni necklaces of adulthood. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF A&E / Gurney Productions Except nobody is legitimately proud to wear a macaroni necklace. 90% of the time, jorts are far too tight and tiny to be acceptable in public. The world doesn’t want to see your impossibly white thighs, the bottom of your pockets, or the strands of denim dangling over those pockets. And when they're not super short, they are ridiculously big and baggy. Andrew H. Walker / Getty Images What are you trying to hide under there? Advertisement Not only do they lack so many of the necessary qualities of other shorts, such as comfort and range of motion... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via jhutchandbeer.tumblr.com But they're also totally impractical. 20th Century Fox Television You know what I like on a sweltering summer day? Hot denim rubbing against my thighs and scrunched up into my crotch. And if jorts truly were "freeing" don't you think uniforms would be made out of denim or that maybe gymnasts and runners would wear them? Via Cameron Spencer / Staff And I'm sorry but jorts are NOT American. Via pinterest.com The star spangled banner is American. Your silly attempt at summer wear is just cheap and sad. Advertisement Or badass. Fred Norris / HBO They are stupid, hideous, and should be removed from your life. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via tania-talk.tumblr.com So the next time you grab a pair of scissors, looking to cut your next pair of jorts... Victor Tatum / BuzzFeed / Via buzzfeed.com Remember that nobody wants to see you looking like this. buzzfeed.com / Via Victor Tatum / BuzzFeed Share On facebook Share On facebook Share On vk Share On vk Share On pinterest Share On pinterest Share On lineapp Share On lineapp Share On twitter Share On twitter Share On email Share On email Share On sms Share On sms Share On whatsapp Share On whatsapp Share On more Share On more Share On tumblr Share On tumblr Share On link Share On link Share On copy Share On copy Omg It's Prime Day!