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Dear Men, You Seriously Need To Stop Wearing Jorts

Consider this your public service announcement.

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Because jorts are ugly and make cool people look stupid.

90% of the time, jorts are far too tight and tiny to be acceptable in public.

The world doesn’t want to see your impossibly white thighs, the bottom of your pockets, or the strands of denim dangling over those pockets.

But they're also totally impractical.

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You know what I like on a sweltering summer day? Hot denim rubbing against my thighs and scrunched up into my crotch.

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