1. Only SERIOUS mermaid spells, please.
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2. I believe the term is "little people"...
3. Where's Bill Nye when you need him?
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4. That's not how it works.
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5. That's not how it works!
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6. THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!
7. "You're the tops. Love, Jesus"
8. Is this a trick question?
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9. I'm pretty sure that's the cure for heartburn.
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10. Yes. The answer is most definitely yes.
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11. Nope. Only moose.
12. Wait. Wouldn't that ruin your phone then?
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13. I think you need a genie for that...
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14. Yeah, but, like, why?
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15. THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU DID AND YOU KNOW IT!
16. I think you're confusing crocodiles with GAYtors.
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17. He probably is...
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18. I don't even know where to begin with this one.
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19. This question is a two-parter.
20. He's clearly not trying hard enough.
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21. You must be looking at city pigs.
22. So THAT'S why we rub Buddha's belly...
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23. Well if that didn't work...
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24. See, this is why we can't trust microwaves.
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25. Only if you're willing to trust a microwave.
26. Sounds like you have a broken cat.
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27. All your gravity are belong to us.
28. Wait. He wasn't born from bats?
29. Which one?
30. Oh, most definitely.
31. You have to wash the dirt first, duh!
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32. I'm pretty sure that's the only way to tell...
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33. Define "tiny roll."
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34. You idiot! You have to recycle that!
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35. It's a new family tradition!
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36. You're asking the wrong question.
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37. Paging Neil deGrasse Tyson.
38. The m-word.
