1. Only SERIOUS mermaid spells, please.

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2. I believe the term is "little people"...

3. Where's Bill Nye when you need him?

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4. That's not how it works.

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5. That's not how it works!

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6. THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!

7. "You're the tops. Love, Jesus"

8. Is this a trick question?

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9. I'm pretty sure that's the cure for heartburn.

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10. Yes. The answer is most definitely yes.

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11. Nope. Only moose.

12. Wait. Wouldn't that ruin your phone then?

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13. I think you need a genie for that...

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14. Yeah, but, like, why?

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15. THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU DID AND YOU KNOW IT!

16. I think you're confusing crocodiles with GAYtors.

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17. He probably is...

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18. I don't even know where to begin with this one.

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19. This question is a two-parter.

20. He's clearly not trying hard enough.

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21. You must be looking at city pigs.

22. So THAT'S why we rub Buddha's belly...

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23. Well if that didn't work...

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24. See, this is why we can't trust microwaves.

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25. Only if you're willing to trust a microwave.

26. Sounds like you have a broken cat.

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27. All your gravity are belong to us.

28. Wait. He wasn't born from bats?

29. Which one?

30. Oh, most definitely.

31. You have to wash the dirt first, duh!

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32. I'm pretty sure that's the only way to tell...

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33. Define "tiny roll."

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34. You idiot! You have to recycle that!

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35. It's a new family tradition!

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36. You're asking the wrong question.

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37. Paging Neil deGrasse Tyson.

38. The m-word.
