38 Wonderful Moments In Closed-Captioning History

[SADLY GO-KARTS]

2. It’s OK, guys. It’s only implied.

3. “Can you kind of hurry it up a bit?”

4. The go-kart track can be a terribly lonely place.

5. As opposed to…?

6. I didn’t even know that was possible.

8. Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

9. Ugh. Story of my life.

10. Cut it out, colobus monkey.

11. I love this song.

12. Walt will always party hard.

13. Oh, Woodhouse.

14. We’ve all been there.

15. Which kind are we talking about here?

17. “Do not trust the pilgrims. Especially Sarah Miller.”

18. Ah, well that clears things up.

20. Who knew R2-D2 was so emotional?

21. There is only one way to fix a bow tie…

22. Slappin’ da bass.

23. Was this part of the movie or just what Nic Cage hears all day long?

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24. IT INTENSIFIES!!!

26. Maybe if he were more like his dad, this wouldn’t happen.

28. Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go.

29. I don’t care what anyone says. This is talent.

31. Looks like Dora is up to no good again.

32. Can you blame him?

33. Easiest karaoke song ever.

34. This would be terrifying.

35. The smooth sounds of tennis.

36. Not just thrash metal, but…

37. HOW DARE YOU!

38. Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew!

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