34 "Elf" Quotes That Never Get Old

    "Not now, Arctic Puffin!"

    Logan Rhoades
    by Logan Rhoades

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    1. Smiling

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    You just said a witty comeback that you're super proud of and now you can't stop grinning.

    2. Arctic Puffin

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    When you literally can't even.

    3. Favorite Color

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    When the loan company calls and you just want to f*ck with 'em because f*ck them.

    4. Good News

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    Every single time you see a dog. Seriously.

    5. A Throne of Lies

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    When you find out that your significant other watched that one episode you two were supposed to watch together.

    6. Sugar

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    When eating foods containing high levels of sugar, one should sarcastically ask, "Is there sugar in ___?" Example: "Is there sugar in cotton candy?"

    7. Francisco

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    If you ever meet someone named "Francisco." Obviously.

    8. I Love You

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    If you don't already say this to someone you love on a daily basis, well, then, you're an idiot who is so dumb.

    9. World's Best Coffee

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    In obvious cases of mediocrity, one should proclaim, "You did it! Congratulations" followed by the very-average accomplishment. Example: "You did it! Congratulations! A tweet with TWO favorites. Great job, everybody!"

    10. The Yellow Ones Don't Stop

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    When you try to hail a cab, but it just drives by, like a big ol' jerk.

    11. SANTAAAAA!!!!!!

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    When you go to the mall and Santa is there.

    12. The Four Main Food Groups

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    When someone is judging you for eating a ton of candy/candy canes/candy corns or pouring too much syrup on your pancakes.

    13. Angry Elf

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    When you know someone is angry, but you still want to piss 'em off, anyway.

    14. Happy Birthday

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    When you're clearly losing a debate/argument and can't think of anything better to say.

    15. Day Plan

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    When your best friend is all, "I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

    16. Asparagus Children

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    When a group is talking about that one show that you haven't seen yet.

    17. Son of a Nutcracker

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    This should be used any time you get hurt during the holiday season. Stub your toe? "Son of a NUTcracker!" Burn the roof of your mouth because you couldn't wait to eat that piece of pizza? "SON OF A NUTCRACKER!"

    18. In Love

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    When you hear Taylor Swift on the radio and want to sing along.

    19. Christmas Card

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    The next time you see your mom because she probably doesn't remember this line.

    20. Beef and Cheese

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    When you see your best friend the morning after a rager.

    21. Santa's Workshop

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    Whenever you're in an awkward situation and people are looking at you to break the ice.

    22. VCR

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    If you ever do something terrible, it should be followed up with "and crammed eleven cookies into the VCR" to ease the tension.

    23. Purpley

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    If anyone ever wears a purple dress, you need to say this to them. For real, though.

    24. Christmas Tree

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    You should do this when you're the only one in an elevator and someone comes in at the last second to ruin that alone time.

    25. Crappy Coffee

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    When someone disagrees with something you really love.

    26. Whisper

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    When people are obviously talking about you and you want them to know that you can hear them.

    27. This whole conversation:

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    When you and your best friend are having a moment or bestfriendship.

    28. Singing

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    Any time the power of song comes over you. You don't even need to be in a store. "I'm in a car and I'M SINGIIIIIIING!!!"

    29. Peach Vulnerability

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    When you express your opinion on something, but no one is listening, so you go to someone else to get reassurance.

    30. Not An Elf

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    This remark should be used when someone is looking good, but they know they look good, so they're just asking if they look good because they want a compliment.

    31. North Pole

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    Any argument could/should end this way.

    32. Cotton-Headed Ninny Muggins

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    When you do something really, really stupid.

    33. Butterfly Picture

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    Any time you want to liven up a conversation, you should say this.

    34. You Missed

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    When you want to be cute, but still makeout in public.