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34 "Elf" Quotes That Never Get Old

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6. Sugar

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Reason To Use It Today:

When eating foods containing high levels of sugar, one should sarcastically ask, "Is there sugar in ___?" Example: "Is there sugar in cotton candy?"

9. World's Best Coffee

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Reason To Use It Today:

In obvious cases of mediocrity, one should proclaim, "You did it! Congratulations" followed by the very-average accomplishment. Example: "You did it! Congratulations! A tweet with TWO favorites. Great job, everybody!"

12. The Four Main Food Groups

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Reason To Use It Today:

When someone is judging you for eating a ton of candy/candy canes/candy corns or pouring too much syrup on your pancakes.

17. Son of a Nutcracker

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Reason To Use It Today:

This should be used any time you get hurt during the holiday season. Stub your toe? "Son of a NUTcracker!" Burn the roof of your mouth because you couldn't wait to eat that piece of pizza? "SON OF A NUTCRACKER!"

24. Christmas Tree

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Reason To Use It Today:

You should do this when you're the only one in an elevator and someone comes in at the last second to ruin that alone time.

27. This whole conversation:

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Reason To Use It Today:

When you and your best friend are having a moment or bestfriendship.

29. Peach Vulnerability

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Reason To Use It Today:

When you express your opinion on something, but no one is listening, so you go to someone else to get reassurance.

30. Not An Elf

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Reason To Use It Today:

This remark should be used when someone is looking good, but they know they look good, so they're just asking if they look good because they want a compliment.

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