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34 "Elf" Quotes That Never Get Old

"Not now, Arctic Puffin!"

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9. World's Best Coffee

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Reason To Use It Today:

In obvious cases of mediocrity, one should proclaim, "You did it! Congratulations" followed by the very-average accomplishment. Example: "You did it! Congratulations! A tweet with TWO favorites. Great job, everybody!"

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17. Son of a Nutcracker

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Reason To Use It Today:

This should be used any time you get hurt during the holiday season. Stub your toe? "Son of a NUTcracker!" Burn the roof of your mouth because you couldn't wait to eat that piece of pizza? "SON OF A NUTCRACKER!"

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27. This whole conversation:

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Reason To Use It Today:

When you and your best friend are having a moment or bestfriendship.

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30. Not An Elf

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Reason To Use It Today:

This remark should be used when someone is looking good, but they know they look good, so they're just asking if they look good because they want a compliment.