1. OH MY GOD, BILLY!
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2. Wait a second. Is this a hammer?
3. What was that— OH MY EYES!
4. These dang tape measurers with their numbers and whatnot.
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5. Plastic wrap? NO!
6. Whoa, mom! Careful with that soda pop.
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7. Not the full bowl of Cheetos again!
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8. Come on, sis, give me the remote!
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9. Honey, watch out for that— darnit.
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10. I think it's stuck WHOAOAOAOAOAOA
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11. OMG! MAKE IT STOP!!
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12. Unbelievable.
13. I don't know why I even try anymore.
14. These darn shoes...
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15. You missed the bowl again, Diane.
16. Just need to turn up the volume... and no, no, no, NO, NO!
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17. OH, LORD JESUS, WHY ME?!
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18. I'm doing OK. Just feeling a little lightheaded—
19. Time for some AHWHAOSHSHANSSAHFASFHA WHAAAA?
20. Oh, these dang ottomans.
21. Ewww... it's in my mouth.
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22. WHAT?! OH GREAT!
23. Not the toilet water!
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24. Just cleaning the ol' OW! WHAT THE SHIT!
25. This taco is A BUNCH OF GARBAGE!
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26. I'VE BEEN SHOT!
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