McDonald's Responds to the Deathless Happy Meal
Maybe you heard about the Happy Meal that wouldn't die. Well, Ronald and the gang heard about it too, and couldn't let it go unchallenged. Sample quote: "It is not possible to provide a detailed explanation regarding these claims without knowing the conditions in which these food items were kept." Click the image for the full response. Via.
Bands to Watch Out For!
A timely list of bands that WILL TURN YOUR CHILD GAY. Sample quote: "Some bands are what we like to call Gateway Bands. They lure children in with Pop Grooves and Salacious Melodies leaving them wanting more. They'll move on to more dangerous bands and the next thing you know you've got a homosexual for a child."
Obama's Fixed Grin
Hey, if it ain't broke, don't fix it, right? Turns out the president has but ONE SINGLE SMILE to offer in over 130 different pictures that were taken at the Metropolitan Museum of Art on Wednesday. The heavy lifting of making this video was done by Eric Spiegelman. The original page can be seen here.