MouthOfBae

We're going to hell for laughing at this🤣🤣

I know of two. The first was a guy, "M", who was the neighborhood playboy. Rarely told no,super good looking, super nice and also secretly super addicted to crack. When M's addiction got out of control he robbed and killed a man with the man's family nearby. M went on the run and… Read More

Guess we're all just gonna forget about Lil Bow Wow and his private jet, huh?🤣😆

Update: He just replaced our toilet seats with used, dirty ones, probably found on the street somewhere from the looks of them!

Currently going through the scummy landlord thing. I'm in New Orleans, it's already hot and the ac doesn't work. Six different companies have told him to replace the almost 30yo unit. He won't. It rains in the kitchen if someone takes a bath, which he's blaming on a new tenant because… Read More

That would have to be a mighty big plate!

Please don't give me any bread shaped like the slice in #23. It looks like if you take a bite half the sandwich will break off. The rest of these be damned, food and my lap is the most disgusting combination of all!

Before Hurricane Katrina my ex's stepdaughter got married while she was pregnant. Her bff was the maid of honor while the bff's boyfriend was the best man. Katrina hits and everyone ends up at the same hotel in another state. Stepdaughter and husband start fighting and he decides… Read More

Well, how about the implied incest? When Ferris lied to get his girlfriend out of school, he claimed he was her father. Then, when picking her up, he asked, "Do you have a kiss for Daddy?" They kiss passionately the principal looks clearly disgusted. It's just a problematic movie… Read More

🛑Buyer beware: If you wear cartoon blowup furniture looking platform cowboy boots around me, I will laugh.