Tom Cruise One-Ups Parents Everywhere. Also: He's Crazy.
Tommy, I knew that you were crazy long before the couch-jumping on Oprah but now I know that you are also horribly out of touch with reality. [ed. note: the belief in alien overlords and Galactic Confederacies wasn't a tip-off?] Tom Cruise just dropped - wait for it - thirty-thousand dollars on one toy - ONE - for his four year old daughter Suri.