1.Tinder? What's that?
2.Omg... online dating is so embarrassing.
3.Wait... they can't see when you like them if they don't like you back?
4.Tinder is so shallow.
5.You're going on a date with someone you met on Tinder?!? Are you crazy?
6.Note to self: Check on said friend that's going on the Tinder date.
7.I'm not getting a Tinder.
8.Freakin' weekend! I love wine.
9.Why doesn't anyone love me?
10.Okay fine. Downloading Tinder.
11.This is weird.
12.I don't like it.
13.Wait… I matched with someone?
14.Wow, he's actually really cute.
15.So much POWER!
16.MATCH MATCH MATCH
17.A message? Ohhhh shoot. "Hey there".
18.Hubba hubba. Okay do I message him? Okay I will.
19.Said friend is now on her third date with her tinder guy… what is this life?
21.You are not a real person. Those photos look nothing alike.
24.Wait… yes… yes…. No.
25.Too many selfies.
26.Too many words in the bio.
27.AWH PUPPY!!!! *swipe right*
28.Did I just pass a llama?
29.No, that def was a llama. The name said Llama.
30.*swipes left* NOOOO!!!! HE WAS HOTT
31.Slow your ass down. Patience is love.
32.Or is it love is patient? Who cares? It's Tinder. Stop being weird.
33.Man. That third profile picture always ruins it.
34.Is that your ex gf in that pic? Idiot. No.
35.YES! Wow so cute.
36.New message: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
37.Wow. Never heard that one before. Want some crackers to go with that cheese. Swipe left.
38.I should really get off of here…
39.You've been super liked!
40.OMG super like. Lets see who this man with great taste is.
41.Oh and so much disappointment. No sir.
43.Wait… which one are you?
44.I get it. You have friends! WHICH ONE ARE YOU THOUGH!?
45.Shirtless picture as first photo: tool.
46.You've been super liked!
47.Great, lets see who this swell guy is…
48.JACOB FROM HIGHSCHOOL!?
49.Omg I'm mortified. Literally dying.
50.No, no, no, he knows I'm on this thing.
51.9th grade me is literally hyperventilating right now.
52.Okay. It's fine. He has a Tinder too. That's just as embarrassing for him. Swipe left.
53.Swiping right on this fella! You look sophisticated.
54.Ehh… why not? You're alright.
55.A match! This is the best ego boost.
56.The guy I didn't respond to has messaged me four times in the past 3 hours in a less than passive, more aggressive way. Crisis avoided.
57.Okay this guy's funny. Bonus points for you Glen Coco! You go Glen CoCo!
58.He just sent me a Friends giph. Did I just fall in love?
59.Oh s*** did I really just get on Tinder in public?
60.No one saw. Right?
61.Self Employed translates to Unemployed. Swipe left.
62.Message: "Are you Maci's sister?" Ohhh great. He's probably like 17.
63.Wait. Sister confirmed age and approved. Hmm… Okay. Carry on, sir.
65.Was that a girl?
66.Pretty boy didn't message me back after my funny comment. Crap. He must have a horrible sense of humor. It's not me.
67.I'm embarrassed. My friends found out I'm on Tinder.
68.Wait, they need a Tinder too. They're single.
70.That guy matched me too!
71.Oh my gosh he messaged us the same stuff. Priceless.
72.Say what I said and see if he catches on.
75.HAHAHAHA I went to highschool with him. That's awesome. Sup Ryan?
76.To the left, to the left.
77.….Everything you own in the box to your left.
78.Beyonce is always so relevant.
79.I wonder what people think when they see my profile?
80.I feel like I'm getting too confident.
81."Just want to smoke blunts with a girl in lingerie"…. I literally have nothing to say to that.
82.Oh, you're just looking for a sweet girl, not a hook up huh? GOOD TRY. Not buying what you're selling.
83.Wow. What thesaurus did you use when writing your bio?
84.This dude just sent me a giph of people hooking up.
85.So he's not desperate or anything is he…
86.LOL I'm totally going to send a sassy giph back. Done.
87.Why am I on here?
88.Oh, this is why. Who is this guy and will he have my babies?
89.Damn… not a match. Maybe he hasn't seen me yet.
90.Maybe I'm in denial.
91.Oh, the boy that knows my sister wants to go on a date.
92.Uh... I don't know how I feel about this.
93.My sister knows him though. He can't be that bad. Right?
94.*internal freak out* Okay, I'll do it.
96.Sir, your shorts could not be any shorter.
97.My mom just asked what Tinder was…
99.This is unhealthy.