1. People really stretching the definition of emotional support animal: joe @midlifetimmy who the fuck brings a lemur to t.g.i. friday’s 01:56 AM - 31 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite You know Karen's going to complain when you tell her this isn't allowed. 2. When guests think your entire shift should be dedicated to splitting their checks: Breanna @BREtweets_ @MeanWaiter Every server's nightmare... #somanyseparatechecks 02:14 PM - 20 May 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite If a table asked me to split the bill 15 ways, I would politely tell them there's no chance in hell. 3. Finding passive-aggressive messages from guests: Israel Buenaobra @israelgoodwork No waiter? No problem. 12:07 PM - 21 Nov 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite That's probably because you sat yourself. 4. When you get a tip that will legit ruin your whole mood for the night: View this photo on Instagram instagram.com The Ninth Circle of Hell is reserved for these people. 5. When a guest demands an obnoxious amount of garnishes: @beyondhappyhour / Via Facebook: beyondhappyhour If you want this many olives in your martini, bring a jar in your purse and add them yourself. 6. Rushing to the well to pick up your drinks, but your poor bartender looks like this: View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Why isn't the manager helping him? Missing as usual SMH. 7. When you get the kind of tip that jingles instead of folds: View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @beauty_and_thepig I will remember your face and bring it up in front of your friends next time I see you. 8. When you're starving but the rush is lasting longer than expected so your dinner is from the fruit caddy: View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Am I cut yet? I'm hungry. 9. When you're sweeping and find a dirty surprise waiting for you: Denise Brandenberger @Nise1981 CLASSY! A dirty diaper a customer left under a table at work. That's something you wanna discover in a restaurant! 01:34 AM - 16 Sep 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite If you leave these underneath tables at a restaurant, your mama didn't raise you right. 10. Getting life advice instead of an actual tip I could use: View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @badtips Inspirational messages are not worth money. Try again. 11. Or jokes: View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Ha ha. I still have to pay my bills. 12. Dropping your freshly washed silverware on the dirty floor: Erica Moyer @EricaMoyer12 Server nightmare. #polishedsilver #kissmyarse 01:12 AM - 19 Feb 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite I would just kick these under that shelf tbh. Fuck roll ups. 13. Dying inside when you have to bus a table like this: spooky daddy @FetusGoddess Kids, do yourselves a favor and never leave a table this dirty at a restaurant, or I will come for your soul 01:33 AM - 07 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite If you leave a table like this, you have no heart. 14. Dealing with absolutely ludicrous requests from guests: View this photo on Instagram instagram.com If you have weird ass demands like this, just stay home. Please. 15. A guest being rude from across the restaurant: Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF 20th Century Fox If this is how you get my attention, I will * accidentally * forget to put your food in for 20 minutes. 16. Managers encouraging guests to get you in trouble: View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 17. Telling yourself you're going to make so much money tonight then ending up with tables like these: geofflolk @geofflolk Servers nightmare. 04:06 AM - 19 Jan 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite If you're not going to spend any money, why did you come out to eat? 18. Screaming in frustration when the Coke is out again: View this photo on Instagram instagram.com If this happens during a rush, I just tell the guests we're out TBH. 19. Clearing a table to discover the waters with lemon were never even touched: David Westmeyer III @DavidWestmeyer Customer: "We'll take four long islands and 4 waters with lemon." Me: "Sure." 😑 #severproblems #rude 12:35 AM - 11 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite If one more person orders a water with lemon and doesn't drink it, I'ma dump it on their head.