Regina Hall Wrote A Hilarious Birthday Song For Her 50th, And Now I'm Feeling Myself

    Getting older never looked so good.

    Morgan Sloss
    by Morgan Sloss

    BuzzFeed Staff

    Regina Hall just turned 50. Yes, you read that right. The woman is half a century old, but she looks damn good!

    Regina Hall in a low-cut sequin dress
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    She does not age! What is your secret, Regina???

    To celebrate the milestone, the actor wrote an original birthday song. Let me tell you, it is a BOP.

    Regina an a jacket and hoops
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    She even made a music video for it! So let's all admire her creativity and lyrics together:

    Regina with her hair in a ponytail and smiling
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    "A bitch is old today. I passed half my life expectancy."

    Regina in the music video in a sweater
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    LOL, what a strong start!

    "A bitch is old today, but I been told I still got good pussy."

    Regina smiling in the kitchen
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    Ayyy, that's right, girl! Tell 'em!

    "So shoutout to all my old bitches."

    Regina in a bathing suit and holding a champagne glass
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    If this is what old looks like, sign me up!

    "And shoutout to all my young bitches."

    Young girls in a pool
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    Notice how she's not hating on the younger girls? That's a boss move.

    "Shoutout to all my pretty bitches."

    Regina and a friend lying on pool chairs
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    Okayyy, I see you!

    "And shoutout to all my not-so-pretty bitches."

    Regina on a trampoline
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    "A bitch is old today, and I'm shouting hoo-ha-hooray!"

    Regina jumping high on the trampoline
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    Living your best life on a trampoline = #goals.

    "A bitch is old today, but I made it here gratefully."

    Regina raising her glass into the sky
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    Love that she ends her song with gratitude.

    YES to all of this! Regina is beautiful and blessed, and she knows it. It's so refreshing to see a woman in Hollywood own and celebrate her age.

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    Happy 50th birthday, Regina! I hope you keep on killin' it for another 50 years!!

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    You can watch the full music video ahead: