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    People Are Sharing The Petty Reasons They Rejected Someone, And Dang, Y'all Are Ruthless Out There

    "He said the sunsets in my state weren’t good."

    This morning, I was minding my business, scrolling on Reddit, when I stumbled across some of the pettiest shit I've seen in my 27 years.

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    Yesterday, Reddit user u/scotty_puff_jr asked the question, "What's the pettiest reason you've rejected someone?" The thread quickly went mega-viral with over 27,000 responses! SO. MUCH. PETTY. Here are some of the top-voted answers:

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    1. "He texted me too many photos of his eggs Benedict in the morning."

    u/Natarenec

    2. "She gave me a hug, and a booger that was stuck to her nose got on my shirt. For some reason, I never recovered. It's been 10 years, and I still haven't forgotten."

    u/Cpt_Howl

    3. "He had the same name as a horrible ex. It bothered me every time I said the name."

    u/pinecity21

    4. "She ate a banana sideways. Would hold it horizontally, peel it and take bites from the side."

    u/peazley

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    5. "She was 100% convinced that dinosaurs didn't exist."

    u/SixGunChimp

    6. "Dude kissed me open-mouthed with relaxed lips. Not meant as a makeout kiss. Just opened his mouth, smashed his face into mine, then pulled back."

    u/kitcat7898

    7. "Not me, but a girl I hung out with in high school once dumped a boyfriend because she didn't like his socks. She's married with two kids now. Her husband's got mad sock game, obvi."

    u/PunchSploder

    8. "He didn’t use pillowcases. He owned them but never actually put them on the pillows."

    u/HalfPint2

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    9. "She didn't drink water."

    u/Cousin_Carl

    10. "He smelled like cooking oil or something weird, and his whole house did. It was overpowering. I couldn't do it."

    u/GalaxygirlWoW

    11. "I once stopped talking to a girl because she kept putting '...' everywhere in texts."

    u/rahiq

    12. "She had the same name as my mom. I just…couldn’t."

    u/Valcutio

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    13. "We had promised to see the same movie together. When I showed up to go see the film, they had already seen it."

    u/polywha

    14. "Every time I asked what she would like to do, it was an annoying 'I don’t knowwwwww.'"

    u/raoulduke223

    15. "They ate their peas individually."

    u/DTownForever

    16. "She didn’t like my new haircut."

    u/Gomichi

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    17. "He would only walk on tiptoes. No medical reason, just tiptoed about like a burglar in a cartoon."

    u/fja203

    18. "He used too many exclamation points."

    u/cherry_latte

    19. "They wouldn’t let their dog walk when they walked their dog. Would carry the poor little fucker around."

    u/burglicious

    20. "His name was Phil. My name is Lil."

    u/fizzywiggles

    21. And finally, "He said the sunsets in my state weren’t good."

    u/aradilla

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    Have you ever rejected someone for something petty? Sound off in the comments below!

    Note: Some responses have been edited for length and/or clarity.