Remember Ben? Ross doesn't. At least, not on Thanksgiving.
Ross's stint with fatherhood started off strong, singing the Monkees' theme song to a very pregnant Carol during Thanksgiving Season 1, as her new love looked on...
Ten years, friends of Friends. Ten Turkey Day episodes. And nary a Ben Geller-Willick-Bunch to be seen.
And Emma. Oh, sweet, long-napping, perfect sleeper Emma.
I don't know about you, but I want to sign up for the infant who doesn't wake up from their nap FOR THE ENTIRE DURATION OF FREAKING THANKSGIVING.
Like, it's one thing that we barely glimpse Ben and/or Emma on a regular day.
And then just when we think we've made it through the series without ever seeing a Geller child on Thanksgiving, Phoebe convinces Rachel to skip the holiday altogether and enter Emma in a beauty pageant.
DO THESE CHILDREN EVEN KNOW ABOUT THE GELLER BOWL?
Gah! Ross loved Carol, not Susan! An earlier version of this post conflated the two.