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The Ultimate Parenting Survey You Need To Take Right Now

No judgement, just answers. Find out where you stand.

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  1. 1. Who do you love the most?

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1. Who do you love the most?
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    Your partner.
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    Your kid(s).
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    Can't compare -- It's a different kind of love.
  1. 2. To spank or not to spank.

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2. To spank or not to spank.
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    Sure. It worked on me.
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    No way, it's abuse.
  1. 3. Is public shaming good parenting?

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3. Is public shaming good parenting?
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    Absolutely, it's a lesson they'll never forget.
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    No, I prefer not to scar my kids for life.
  1. 4. Breast or bottle?

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4. Breast or bottle?
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    Bottle.
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    Breast.
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    Combination.
  1. 5. Do you share photos of your kids online?

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5. Do you share photos of your kids online?
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    All the time.
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    No, never.
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    On special occasions.
  1. 6. How good of a parent do you think you are?

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6. How good of a parent do you think you are?
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    The best.
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    Pretty average.
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    I could be better.
  1. 7. How good of a parent do you think your partner is?

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7. How good of a parent do you think your partner is?
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    The best.
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    Pretty average.
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    They could be better.
  1. 8. What age is it appropriate for a kid to get their own cell phone?

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8. What age is it appropriate for a kid to get their own cell phone?
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    Kindergarten.
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    Fifth grade.
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    Not until high school.
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    When they can pay for it.
  1. 9. Co-sleeping, yes or no?

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9. Co-sleeping, yes or no?
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    Yes, it's a beautiful thing.
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    No, it's dangerous.
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    Whatever gets us the most sleep.
  1. 10. Let's talk about vaccinations.

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10. Let's talk about vaccinations.
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    No question, you vaccinate.
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    Vaccinations are the problem not the solution.
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    I follow a modified vaccination schedule.
  1. 11. Kids and screen time?

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11. Kids and screen time?
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    I'm cool with it, computers are the future.
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    I set limits and schedule time for devices.
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    I don't allow screen time at all.
  1. 12. Do you kiss your kids on the lips?

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12. Do you kiss your kids on the lips?
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    Of course.
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    Ew, no.
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    I would but they won't let me.
  1. 13. Have you ever caught yourself repeating something your parents said to you.

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13. Have you ever caught yourself repeating something your parents said to you.
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    ::face palm:: "...Just wait until your mother gets home."
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    Hell no.
  1. 14. Where do you stand on circumcision?

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14. Where do you stand on circumcision?
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    Snip the tip.
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    Leave it alone.
  1. 15. How do you deal with picky eaters?

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15. How do you deal with picky eaters?
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    I make one meal, they take it or leave it.
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    I'll accommodate as long as they eat.
  1. 16. Let's talk about GMOs.

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16. Let's talk about GMOs.
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    We avoid them like the plague.
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    I'm not worried about it.
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    We try to avoid them but it's not a deal breaker.
  1. 17. Are you cool with underage drinking?

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17. Are you cool with underage drinking?
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    Never.
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    As long as they're at home with supervision.
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    I don't love it, but I know it's a reality.
  1. 18. Who has it harder?

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18. Who has it harder?
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    Stay at home parents.
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    Working parents.
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    It's not a competition.
  1. 19. Cry it out?

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19. Cry it out?
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    Yes.
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    No.
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    We tried it but couldn't take it.
  1. 20. Home birth?