Target Launched A New Maternity Line And I Am Strongly Considering Having Another Baby

They just give, and give, and give.

ALERT. ALERT. Target, haven of mothers, has launched a BRAND NEW maternity line with designers Ingrid & Isabel, to whom I am personally indebted for inventing the Bella Band.

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For the uninitiated, the Bella Band enables you to wear your pants unbuttoned all day. I'm surprised it hasn't caught on with non-pregnants, tbh.

Naturally, the clothes are cute AF.

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What's that? Maternity wear that doesn't make you want to pluck your eyeballs out? 10 points to Gryffindor.

Get the off-the-shoulder dress pictured above for $29.99.

They've got us covered for brunch.

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Get the floral maxi dress for $29.99.

Or the "F-U, I'm reproducing but I'm still cool." vibe.

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Get the pants for $34.99.

They're taking us retro.

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Get the jeans for $34.99.

They've got us on the trend of the moment.

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Get the dress for $29.99.

I'm kind of feeling these for when I'm just bloated, if we're keeping it real here.

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You're lying if you claim you've never worn your maternity pants post-pregnancy. Or you hate comfort, because those mo-fos are the jam.

Get the jeans for $34.99.

They’re taking us cas. (Cas? Caje? How the hell do you shorten casual?)

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Get the poncho for $24.99.

Fine, Target. Take my money. You're a jerk.

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The line will be available online and in stores on July 30th, with prices ranging from $9.99 to $39.99.

No, I'm kidding, I love you Target, please don't ever stop improving my world. #starbucks #wine #prego #everything