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    Really Gross Stuff No One Tells You About Having A Baby

    Like, for example, you can rip yourself a new one.

    There are a lot of challenges you face when bringing a human into the world. Most of them are too gross to talk about.

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    So we made a whole video about them instead.

    Like how the hospital won't let you eat until you deliver and your spouse doesn't understand how hungry you are.


    Like, not even a little.

    Or that there's a good chance you'll change your mind completely.


    Maybe this wasn't such a good idea after all...

    And basically everyone forgets you can hear them.


    Yes, Dr. Walden, I heard you tell the resident how to perform the "husband stitch."

    Or when your family just won't get the damn camera out of your face.


    What about this situation looks like I want it photographed?

    Emotions run high...


    And you could, quite literally, tear yourself a new one.


    But hey! At the end of it, you get a baby!