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    Really Gross Stuff No One Tells You About Having A Baby

    Like, for example, you can rip yourself a new one.

    There are a lot of challenges you face when bringing a human into the world. Most of them are too gross to talk about.

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    So we made a whole video about them instead.

    Like how the hospital won't let you eat until you deliver and your spouse doesn't understand how hungry you are.

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    Like, not even a little.

    Or that there's a good chance you'll change your mind completely.

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    Maybe this wasn't such a good idea after all...

    And basically everyone forgets you can hear them.

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    Yes, Dr. Walden, I heard you tell the resident how to perform the "husband stitch."

    Or when your family just won't get the damn camera out of your face.

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    What about this situation looks like I want it photographed?

    Emotions run high...

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    And you could, quite literally, tear yourself a new one.

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    But hey! At the end of it, you get a baby!

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    ...eventually.