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    Posted on Jul 15, 2016

    This Mom Came Up With A Version Of Pokemon Go We Wish Was Real

    The Facebook Live stream introduced "Chardonnay Go!" – y'know, for parents.

    Yes, yes we know, Pokemon Go is awesome and everyone's kids have miraculously gotten up off the couch for once.

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    Congratulations on your newfound free time, btw, parents everywhere. Still, I'd argue that comedian Dena Blizzard's idea for Chardonnay Go is even awesomer.

    Blizzard put together an epic live stream as she ran through her neighborhood demonstrating the "app."

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    Look at that woman move! She's not fucking around about her Chardonnay.

    The satire has been shared nearly 300,000 times on Facebook.

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    Unfortunately, despite her success at the game, the comedian told BuzzFeed she was not drunk while making this video. #winemomsunite

    Blizzard even follows the "app" into a stranger's house where, lo and behold: Chardonnay!

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    Blizzard told BuzzFeed she is thrilled by the great response to her video. According to the mom of three: "my kids think I'm incredibly stupid and that I wear ugly pants."

    Watch out, there's no boundary this mom won't cross for a glass of the good stuff.

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    She always leaves some behind for others though, which is nice.

    Want to see more of Dena? Visit her website One Funny Mother, or follow her on Facebook.

    Or you can check out her off-broadway show.

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