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19 Things That Women With Morning Sickness Are Tired Of Hearing

Saltine crackers and ginger ale? GTFO.

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1. "You'd feel so much better if you just ate a few crackers."

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Saltine crackers are for hungover sorority girls.

2. "At least you won't put on too much baby weight!"

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How about you take that silver lining and gag yourself with it for three months straight and then we'll talk.

3. "Oh, that's too bad. I didn't have morning sickness with any of my pregnancies."

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Hahahahahahaha. You're dead to me.

4. "Have you tried lemons/ potato chips/ watermelon/ pickled ginger? It really helped my co-worker."

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Every food you just mentioned made me puke in my mouth a little bit. Thanks.

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5. "Oh you're sick all day? You must be having a girl!"

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You must be a scientist.

6. "Well, you wouldn’t know it. You’re positively glowing!"

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Thank you. But actually that's the sweat I broke kneeling over the toilet just now.

7. "Don't worry, it usually only lasts your first trimester."

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That is three fucking months of vomit.

8. "You should try wearing sea bands!"

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No.

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9. "Ginger helps with nausea."

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YOU ARE THE VERY FIRST PERSON TO TELL ME THAT.

10. "Maybe if you just eat something?"

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Maybe if you just STFU.

11. "I got so sick with my oldest. This one time at the grocery store..."

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Let me stop you right there.

12. "Mind over matter!"

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You're in my splash zone.

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13. "That's great! That means the baby is getting all its nutrients!"

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Yup. Kids are so damn selfish.

14. "I hear weed helps with that."

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Me too. But I don't want to give birth in jail.

15. "I want to help. Can I bring you some soup?"

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Stop naming foods. Seriously.

16. "The dentist will see you now."

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This is kind of an "exit only" situation we've got going on here.

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17. The very term "morning sickness."

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Nope. This is an all-day event.

18. "Here! Smell this!"

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Sure! Catch this!

19. "Enjoy this magical time!"

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Obviously.