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    13 Things People Who Stayed With Their High School Sweethearts Are Sick Of Hearing

    Starring Cory and Topanga of Boy Meets World/Girl Meets World.

    So, you're still dating your high school sweetheart, huh? Maybe you even married them?

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    Congratulations. Your great love affair will now be the butt of many jokes/intrusive questions.

    1. "Wait, wait...does that mean you guys have never slept with anyone else?"

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    I dunno. How many people have you slept with?

    2. "But, how do you know you guys are sexually compatible?"

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    Practice.

    3. "Lol, that's so cute. My high school boyfriend/girlfriend was such a douchebag."

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    Makes sense.

    4. "Aren't you afraid you'll get sick of each other?"

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    We have boundaries. Maybe write that down?

    5. "Don't you want to sow your wild oats?"

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    I did. I sown 'em, I planted 'em, I'm watching 'em grow. Plus my S.O. is really hot.

    6. "But if you never dated anyone else how do you know they're 'the one'?"

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    *sigh*

    7. "Do you guys ever fight?"

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    Yeah but we're really good at it now.

    8. "Don't you ever fantasize about other people?"

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    I sure do. Right now I'm fantasizing you'll STFU.

    9. "Isn't it weird that you had sex with him/her when he/she was a teenager?"

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    Actually, yes. Gross.

    10. Do you fart in front of each other?

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    ::poot::

    11. "You've been together FOREVER. When are you going to have kids?"

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    When we grow up.

    12. "You don't really believe you'll stay together, do you?"

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    Well, we're kind of invested at this point, so...

    13. "What if you get bored?"

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    I just did. Bye.

    Cory + Topanga (slash You + Yours) 4Ever.

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