Parents·Updated on Sep 3, 2020. Posted on Jul 3, 201619 Pop Culture Alternatives For Parents Who Love To Curse"This is going to be a total clustercuss for everybody."by by Morgan ShanahanBuzzFeed Staff, by Krista TorresBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. "Great Scott!" Universal Christopher Lloyd gave parents everywhere a great cursing alternative with his signature phrase from the Back To The Future films. 2. "Dagnabbit." Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Warner Bros Say it in a certain tone and you get your point across. 3. "You're killing me, smalls." 20th Century Fox This Sandlot-originated phrase is like, a loving way of saying you kind of hate that person right now, y'know? 4. "Holy Schnikes!" Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Paramount Pictures Chris Farley wouldn't say "shit" in mixed company, and now neither will you. ;) 5. "Oh, Barnacles." Paramount Television Spongebob is an expert at hidden expletives, and you can be too -- barnacles can take the place of pretty much any dirty noun. 6. "Holy Frijoles." Dreamworks Holy beans better than holy shit. 7. "Frak." Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Warner Bros. Television Frak it. 8. "Bless Your Heart." Tyler Perry Company Everyone knows this is basically southern for "ef you." 9. "Sugar. Honey. Iced. Tea." Dreamworks We see what you did there, Madagascar. 10. "Hold the Pickles." Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Netflix Nothing to do with actual pickles. 11. "Mother Chucker." Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF CW This was basically designed for driving kids to school in L.A. traffic. 12. "Funky Butt Loving!" 20th Century Fox I don't know what this is, but I do know it's genius. 13. Friends Non-Verbal Cursing Motions. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF NBC For when you don't want your spouse to catch you. 14. "D'OH!" 20th Television By now we all know what this means. 15. "Shitake Mushrooms." Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Miramax The perfect cover up for a slip up. 16. "A Total Clustercuss." 20th Century Fox Keep the kids confused for a few more years before they learn the real phrase. 17. "Blerg." Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF NBC Nerd-speak for dammit. 18. "Son of a Bee Sting." Dreamworks Pictures Ron Burgandy's take on a cussing classic. 19. "Merlin's Beard!" Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Warner Bros. This J.K. Rowling-coined phrase can be a really powerful expletive when used correctly.