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12 Photos Parents Are NOT Posting To Facebook

It only SEEMS like we don't have filters.

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1. That video of your kiddo doing their "potty dance" after their first successful poop-in-the-bowl.

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2. And the "after" shot of the toilet bowl.

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3. That otherwise perfect portrait of your child where their carseat strap is twisted.

Just...don't.

Just...don't.

4. The one that your kid looks great in, but your double chins are a little front and center.

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5. That money shot from when your oldest lost their first tooth....but your youngest was taking off their diaper in the background.

How'd they even learn to do that?
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How'd they even learn to do that?

6. That adorable burlesque dance your daughter did with the boa you got for your bridal shower.

::facepalm::
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::facepalm::

7. The time your kid got into that open can of paint.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ happens.
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ happens.

8. Anything that might be good for blackmailing them with later.

Like all those bathtub photos with their siblings that their future spouse will be just dying to see.
Charlotte Gomez / BuzzFeed

Like all those bathtub photos with their siblings that their future spouse will be just dying to see.

9. That hilarious photo of your kid pretending to chug a 40.

Context is important, folks.
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Context is important, folks.

10. The one where your infant is grinning that adorable one-toothed smile but both of your breasts are exposed in the background.

#nursingbraproblems
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#nursingbraproblems

11. The picture from the day you left the room for FIVE MINUTES and your kid drew eyes on their nipples with your lipstick.

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12. And any evidence of child-spoiling, like that gratuitous holiday bounty under your tree.

Third American Girl doll? DELETE.
Charlotte Gomez / BuzzFeed

Third American Girl doll? DELETE.

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