19 Tweets From Women In The Process Of Giving Birth
When the epidural fails...tweet about it.
1. When you just don't know what else to do:
Dear brynne, please head south. #laborproblems.
2. When you're just fucking grossed out:
You know what. Losing my mucus plug is disgusting. This is just a nuisance... #laborproblems
3. When there's no TV in the labor room:
I'm only a little sad I won't get to watch @TheWalkingDead 😭 #InLabor
4. When this shit is just a little bit more Indiana Jones than you bargained for:
I can't say riding in a helicopter at three in the morning was on my to do list today, but apparently it was on this baby's list. #inlabor
5. When you know they're taking away your food as soon as you get to the hospital:
Just crushed that @DunkinDonuts sammich. Needed. #childbirth #inlabor #ZeldaEng #welcometobirf #pregnancy
6. When your doctor is hot:
#inlabor and the only thought on my mind right now is "crap. I didn't shave my legs today." #pregnancyproblems #391/2weeks
7. Tweet it out, mama.
Ahhhhhhh!!!! Owwwwwww!!!! Owwwwww!! Oh, shit!! Make it stop!! -cries uncontrollably- #wishpanbaby #inlabor
8. When you know yourself too well:
Yo I am one and done! I CANNOT live through this shit twice! #inlabor
9. When you feel that sweet relief of numbness:
10. When you're feeling your look:
The selfies never end #inlabor @KristenLozen
11. When you just can't take it anymore:
I'm about to lose my whole luh Kool. Lord Jesus....#InLabor.
12. Get those feelings out.
Mya will never hear the end of her labor, never!!!! 26 hrs &we still have a while to go. I deserve mom of the year for this. #laborproblems
13. When you're feeling rebellious:
The blood pressure cuff keeps going off and I'm not wearing it. I hope the nurses don't think I'm dead. #LaborProblems
14. When you're losing your mind:
This epidural is making me feel like Rick James on The Chappelle Show. "What am I gonna do about my legs, Charlie Murphy?" #LaborProblems
15. When your hashtag game is still strong as hell:
#momlife #lactating #inlabor #willgivebirthatschool #lookout #dialated #hastagparent
16. Tell 'em how you feel.
I'm hungry! #laborproblems
17. When you want others to learn from your mistakes:
Note to self do not watch something funny while having contractions #owie #laborproblems
18. When you're keeping it real:
Whyyyy Di contractions make you feel like you're going to shit yourself #laborproblems
19. And when things finally go your way:
Finally being able to go to the bathroom is the best feeling ever!! #laborproblems
