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17 Tweets About Making Babies That Are Just Super True

FMU? FML.

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1. That time between ovulation and your period where you just....can't.

Waiting 336 hours for news is pretty standard when #ttc #tww

2. That grey area between anxiety and morning sickness.

Before #tryingtoconcieve I'd wake up feeling ill and think "Hungover or Getting Sick?!" now it's "Pregnant or Way Overthinking It?!" #ttc

3. That un-immaculate non-ception.

All my friends: we're having another baby! And I'm over here like: God Himself could not get me pregnant. #tryingtoconcieve

4. That piece of technology that goes too far.

I just downloaded that app on my phone that sings when you are ovulating.. Haha Come home hubby! Lol 💏 #TryingToConcieve

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5. Those feelings that come whether you want them or not.

#ttcproblems #tryingtoconceive #tww #twoweekwait #2weekwait #infertilitysucks #infertility #secondaryinfertility

6. That hustle.

Run Lola Run. Imagine that, but with me, with a "sample" that needed to be at York NHS in under half an hour. #fertilityproblems #longrun

7. The new date night.

I'm noticing I only shave my legs for ultrasounds and acupuncture 😁#fertilityproblems follicle check today!

8. This too-smart phone.

My phone just auto corrected do to dpo lol...... #fertilityproblems

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9. That sassy mother nature.

I think Apple needs to re-focus its technological developments, this could be big business... #fertilityhumor

10. This not-yet-a-dad joke.

This weekend, when you're out to brunch and they ask you how you want your eggs, answer, "Fertilized and implanted!" #fertilityhumor

11. This frightening possibility.

12. That thing you just can't not think about.

My Starbucks says CM on the cup and all I can think of is Cervical Mucus. #fertilityhumor

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13. Like, no matter what.

"You down with OPK (Yeah you know me) [x3] Who's down with OPK (Every last homie)" #BabyMakingMusic #TTCHumor

14. This deep thought.

I wonder if my frozen #embryos know it's #MothersDay 🤔 #ttcHumor #ivfHumor

15. Those odds.

Just watched #hungergames last week. #ttchumor #ttc

16. That little bit of hope that won't die.

Anybody? #infertily #infertilitysucks #infertility40s #infertily30s #iui #ttc #ttcjourney #ttccommunity #delema #tww

17. That end result.

.@Bradthoc just asked me if there were any long term effects from my medication. I replied, "Yes, a child." #fertilityhumor