OK Wait, Is Kylie Jenner Actually Missing?

Waldo Jenner.

For the second day in a row, the Kardashian/Jenner empire has released a Christmas photo WITHOUT Kylie Jenner. I know. I'll let you catch your breath.

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This time it's sister Kourtney poking at the wild mass of fans and conspiracy theorists alike who JUST. CAN'T. TAKE. IT.

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Oh, did I mention that there's a theory Kylie already gave birth, thus she is indisposed? Well now you know.

LOOK AT KOURTNEY'S CAPTION.

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Now, what's this? Only FOUR Kardashenner sisters?

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And this time Penelope has her back to the camera, which is probably representing Kylie's mystery baby, I guess.

FOUR?

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AGAIN?

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See, Kylie was also missing from the released portions of the Kardashian Kristmas Kard, above.

FOUR.

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So? What's the deal? Where's Kylie? WHERE'S THE REST OF THE FAMILY? HUH, KRIS?

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You know there's only one way we're ever going to find out.

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