It's Official: Cat People Are Way Fucking Weirder Than Dog People

It's no longer up for discussion. Sorry.

Look, I don't want to seem elitist or anything, but THIS IS A REAL PRODUCT:

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It's called the Licki and its actual purpose is so that you can LICK YOUR CAT (while brushing them, I guess?)

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Says PDX, the creator of Licki: "Cats groom each other as a form of social bonding. As a human, you are left out of this intimate ritual."

I am STRESSING out right now.

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STRESSING.

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Here are some reviews:

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"My daughter uses this every day to lick all three of our cats!" - Anon

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"This is a genuine 'cat-positive' toy."

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"The intensity of bonding you receive with this item is unbelievable, it's like you've become a cat yourself!" - Jessica R.

Make no mistake, cat people of the universe. This is basically an adult toy for human/cat interactions, and listen, you do you, but I think your cat should have a say in the matter.

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And before you try to tell me cat people won't buy this, please note that it came to market after raising $52,179 on Kickstarter.

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Available on Amazon, $24.99

#debatecancelled