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    Mar 15, 2015

    29 Secrets Dads Want Their Sons To Know About Adulthood

    Consider this a heart-to-heart in a time capsule. Shot while the beer flowed at the 2015 Dad 2.0 Summit in San Francisco.

    1. "Just because you CAN funnel beer, does not mean you should."

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    2. "Never settle for less than you are willing to work for in life."

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    3. "Love God, your mom, your sisters to learn how to love your wife."

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    4. "Babies = Priceless. Condoms = 50 cents"

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    5. "Don't be a prick."

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    6. "No tattoos until you're 40 years old."

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    7. "Be your awesome."

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    8. "Why? Is a great question."

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    9. "Don't be afraid to express your emotions!"

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    10. "Be of service to every human being. Spread love and excellence throughout the galaxy. Above all else, be yourself."

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    11. "Be confident! You're doing better than you think!"

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    12. "Please for the love of God stop picking your nose!"

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    13. "Things on the internet live forever. Post carefully."

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    14. "All you need is love. And water. And sunscreen. But mostly love."

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    15. "There's always money in the banana stand!"

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    16. "Be authentic + grateful, always; remember you matter."

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    17. "I didn't have it figured out either."

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    18. "Don't listen to a thing I say. Especially this."

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    19. "You taught me what love, exhaustion, and exhilaration truly feel like. Dads are men made better. I hope you take the journey too."

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    20. "Learn good lessons from bad decisions."

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    21. "Be happy."

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    22. "Nothing good ever happens after midnight!"

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    23. "It's alright to fall down. Just make sure to get back up!"

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    24. "Take care of your dads the way you want your kids to take care of you in the future."

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    25. "Always be yourself. Especially when others don't want you to."

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    26. "Don't let work get in the way of family!"

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    27. "Don't try to capture the moment and just enjoy the moment."

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    28. "Be brave, even when you are not."

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    29. "Sex makes babies."

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