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Updated on Nov 26, 2018. Posted on Sep 13, 2017

Here's Why Kristen Bell Is Actually A Terrible Person

How dare she.

1. She has ZERO sense of humor.

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The Quaker Oats man doesn't even wear sunglasses.

2. She is in no way relatable.

"Oh, his name is 'URINE'. That's a perfect name for him."- @daxshepard1

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3. Plus, it's like ENOUGH with the lending her voice to charity already.

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Girl. Is. Relentless.

4. She pretends like she's not perfect and has to work for it like the rest of us.

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Whatever, everyone knows your skin was spun from angel wings, Kristen.

5. She's in love. Gross.

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And then she goes and talks about how marriage is hard. What is this, reality?

6. She CLEARLY doesn't give a crap about anyone.

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Oh, psssssh, whatever, she put Josh Gad’s family up (who she’d never met) when they needed shelter from Hurricane Irma. So selfish.

7. Oh, speaking of Irma, who does Kristen think she is just showing up at random shelters to perform songs from Frozen. #FlashInThePan

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It's not like those kids (and families) will remember it for the rest of their lives or anything.

8. So what if she has been spending all of her time while stranded in the hurricane bringing joy to others.

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Oooooh, she called bingo. Look at her all generously caring. I bet she spiked all the Anna drinks with...I dunno. Something bad.

9. She clearly only spent time in a retirement home to make herself look younger.

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Hurricane be damned.

10. Just...awful.

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Stop being awesome, Bell. STOP IT.

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