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A Weed Company Just Bought An Entire California Town And I'm Moving There

Nipton, California, is about to become a pot paradise.

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Guys. Guys. Real talk. A rich AF cannabis corporation is about to create what is basically a winery for doobage.

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"Ooooh, this smokes so smooth, and what a lovely citrus flavor with faint blackberry undertones." - Your mom, pretty soon. (No, YOU know too much about weed.)

Pretty, soon Big Green (are we calling it that yet? Can we make that a thing?) will transform the area into "an energy-independent, cannabis-friendly hospitality destination".

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So they're going to produce greens while being green, huh? ::nudge nudge::

Well, count me the fuck in. But what is a cannabis-friendly hospitality destination? Will there be canna-oil massages? Farm-to-bowl buds? Hemp everything? WEED SOMMELIERS??

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And if there are, how do you apply for that job? So far, actual plans include expansion of the town's existing farm and the sale of cannabis-infused water.

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“We are excited to lead the charge for a true Green Rush," American Green's CEO David Gwyther said in a statement. "The cannabis revolution has the power to completely revitalize communities in the same way gold did during the 19th century.”

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