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    Posted on Nov 23, 2014

    9 Toys That Will Literally Poop On You

    Because Betsy Wetsy just wasn't edgy enough.

    1. Baby Alive My Baby All Gone

    walmart.com

    Pee is so passé. This dolly takes dumps.

    2. Doggie Doo

    amazon.com

    Stench not included.

    3. Lalaloopsy Babies Diaper Surprise

    amazon.com

    She poops, and then you wear it as jewelry. Because fuck you.

    4. Moxie Girlz Poopsie Pets

    amazon.com

    I mean seriously, wtf?

    5. Dinosaur Train Dino Poop in Omnivore, Herbivore, and Carnivore.

    Nope.

    6. Barbie Potty Trainin' Taffy!

    amazon.com

    Idk.

    7. Barbie Potty Trainin' Blissa!

    amazon.com

    Like, if you're more of a cat person I guess?

    8. Little Mommy Princess and The Potty Doll

    amazon.com

    Actual sound effects include:

    "(Plop, plop) Oh I pooped!"

    "Just in time, poop, time to wipe."

    9. Poo Dough

    toysrus.com

    Fun for kids and adults alike. Complete with corn kernels!

    Happy Pooping!

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