1. Your fetus is a terrible tenant.
2. Like, horrible.
3. They don't care about your needs at all.
4. They're rude.
5. And they keep crazy hours.
6. They're so demanding.
7. They don't let you have any private time with your partner.
8. It's always about them.
9. They don't like your doctor.
10. They're not worried about your post-baby body.
11. They don't like your taste in music.
12. They are bothered. by. literally. everything.
13. Everything.
14. They're always growing new parts.
15. And eavesdropping.
16. And judging you.
17. Don't worry. Pregnancy isn't forever.
