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16 Texts Fetuses Wish They Could Send

“Could you move your rib? I think my foot is stuck.”

1. Your fetus is a terrible tenant.

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2. Like, horrible.

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3. They don’t care about your needs at all.

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4. They’re rude.

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5. And they keep crazy hours.

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6. They’re so demanding.

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7. They don’t let you have any private time with your partner.

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8. It’s always about them.

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9. They don’t like your doctor.

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10. They’re not worried about your post-baby body.

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11. They don’t like your taste in music.

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12. They are bothered. by. literally. everything.

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13. Everything.

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14. They’re always growing new parts.

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15. And eavesdropping.

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16. And judging you.

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17. Don’t worry. Pregnancy isn’t forever.

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Parenthood is.

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