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26 Times Twitter Perfectly Described Things That Are Better Than Sex

"Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever tried drinking water?"

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yeah sex is cool but have you ever had a pair of scissors glide through wrapping paper in a perfectly straight line

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Yea sex is cool but have you ever taken a deep inhale with your nose after days of not being able to breathe through it?

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yea sex is cool but have you ever pulled out a full piece of crab leg meat

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sex is good and all but have you ever got your shift covered by the first person you texted

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yeah sex is cool but have you ever called a dog from another room and you hear his paws hitting the floor as he runs towards you?

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yeah sex is cool but have you ever received emotional support from a like minded individual who wants to be a part… https://t.co/un5ktjhcxF

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yeah sex is great but have you ever deleted all the alarms for classes once you finish the semester?

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sure sex is great but have you ever had a man say you're wrong about something and you're like 🤷🏼‍♀️ "ok," even tho… https://t.co/TaHW7WDGyK

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Yeah sex is cool but have you ever hit the submit button on Turn it In after working on a paper for 12 hours?

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ya sex is cool but have you ever taken a final that was exactly like the review?

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sex is cool but have you ever tried arguing with a stranger for hours in the mentions of someone who doesn't know e… https://t.co/zP6vdaBqO9

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Yeah sex is cool, but have you ever tried drinking water?

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you: sex and all is cool me, an intellectual: but have you ever mixed up 2 joke formats and ruined both of them?

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Yeah sex is good but have you ever gotten into an argument and managed to not stutter when making a strong, valid p… https://t.co/lYXSnlwSnL

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yes sex is cool but have you ever been watching vine compilations and seen a vine you’ve never watched before

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yeah sex is cool and all but have you ever opened the microwave at the last second so the timer doesnt go off so yo… https://t.co/53TB2rT2fl

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yeah sex is cool but have you ever seen the waiter at olive garden coming to your table with the breadsticks

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Yeah sex is cool but have you ever found a 20 dollar bill in your pocket ?

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Sex is great but have you ever fallen into a deep sleep after a massive cry

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yeah sex is cool but have you ever had a professor who rounds up when calculating final grades?

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yeah sex is cool but have you ever gotten a text back

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yeah sex is cool but have you ever been sarcastic with somebody and they respond with even more sarcasm

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Best thing I've read all week: "sex is good, but have you ever closed 15 tabs after finishing a project?"

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Yeah sex is cool but have you ever had cereal @3 fucking 21 in the morning?

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Yeah sex is cool but have you ever tried listening to the crunchy noise it makes when you step in the snow

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yeah sex is cool but have you tried not leaving your bed or communicating with the outside world for 3 days straight

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