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26 Times Twitter Perfectly Described Things That Are Better Than Sex

"Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever tried drinking water?"

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yeah sex is cool but have you ever had a pair of scissors glide through wrapping paper in a perfectly straight line

Twitter: @theemptypage_

2.

Yea sex is cool but have you ever taken a deep inhale with your nose after days of not being able to breathe through it?

Twitter: @kaegann

3.

yea sex is cool but have you ever pulled out a full piece of crab leg meat

Twitter: @cleopatrasoul6

4.

sex is good and all but have you ever got your shift covered by the first person you texted

Twitter: @kckartch

5.

yeah sex is cool but have you ever called a dog from another room and you hear his paws hitting the floor as he runs towards you?

Twitter: @__JonathanJay

6.

yeah sex is cool but have you ever received emotional support from a like minded individual who wants to be a part… https://t.co/un5ktjhcxF

Twitter: @proxactears

7.

yeah sex is great but have you ever deleted all the alarms for classes once you finish the semester?

Twitter: @loganbouma

8.

sure sex is great but have you ever had a man say you're wrong about something and you're like 🤷🏼‍♀️ "ok," even tho… https://t.co/TaHW7WDGyK

Twitter: @voldemortsbicep

9.

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever hit the submit button on Turn it In after working on a paper for 12 hours?

Twitter: @malaynap

10.

ya sex is cool but have you ever taken a final that was exactly like the review?

Twitter: @Palmer_4

11.

sex is cool but have you ever tried arguing with a stranger for hours in the mentions of someone who doesn't know e… https://t.co/zP6vdaBqO9

Twitter: @saladinahmed

12.

Yeah sex is cool, but have you ever tried drinking water?

Twitter: @hondadeal4vets

13.

you: sex and all is cool me, an intellectual: but have you ever mixed up 2 joke formats and ruined both of them?

Twitter: @shrutithenaik

14.

Yeah sex is good but have you ever gotten into an argument and managed to not stutter when making a strong, valid p… https://t.co/lYXSnlwSnL

Twitter: @SimranGhandial

15.

yes sex is cool but have you ever been watching vine compilations and seen a vine you’ve never watched before

Twitter: @MORTALBRlCKS

16.

yeah sex is cool and all but have you ever opened the microwave at the last second so the timer doesnt go off so yo… https://t.co/53TB2rT2fl

Twitter: @KillianTrill_

17.

yeah sex is cool but have you ever seen the waiter at olive garden coming to your table with the breadsticks

Twitter: @xForcades

18.

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever found a 20 dollar bill in your pocket ?

Twitter: @kaee_reed

19.

Sex is great but have you ever fallen into a deep sleep after a massive cry

Twitter: @shaunabellew

20.

yeah sex is cool but have you ever had a professor who rounds up when calculating final grades?

Twitter: @ECUProfessor

21.

yeah sex is cool but have you ever gotten a text back

Twitter: @whosalexander

22.

yeah sex is cool but have you ever been sarcastic with somebody and they respond with even more sarcasm

Twitter: @ppaulinaa_

23.

Best thing I've read all week: "sex is good, but have you ever closed 15 tabs after finishing a project?"

Twitter: @kirkbatmanspock

24.

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever had cereal @3 fucking 21 in the morning?

Twitter: @nino_xcv

25.

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever tried listening to the crunchy noise it makes when you step in the snow

Twitter: @haikatte

26.

yeah sex is cool but have you tried not leaving your bed or communicating with the outside world for 3 days straight

Twitter: @DuckFanAccount

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